Results: It's all up to you - sort of...
Published on 11/01/2014
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You are out with your friends and discover a neat looking house - unfortunately owned by a wicked witch. She lets you choose between being turned into a: Rat
9%
153 votes
Bat
49%
851 votes
Toad
13%
224 votes
Slug
2%
36 votes
Black Widow Spider
28%
480 votes
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Turned into the creature of your choice you meet a kind wizard in training. He cannot make you human, but he can turn you into a more appealing creature. Which will you choose? Dog
29%
514 votes
Cat
26%
459 votes
Horse
18%
314 votes
Monkey
11%
196 votes
Parrot
15%
261 votes
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As this more appealing creature you swiftly flee the lodgings of the wicked witch and the kind wizard and are promptly captured by hunters. They argue amongst themselves about your fate. Will you: Take up residence in the local zoo?
10%
170 votes
Become a useful farm animal?
11%
184 votes
Become the pet of an 8 year old girl?
45%
785 votes
Join the local police force?
21%
363 votes
Accompany the local hunters on their expeditions?
14%
242 votes
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At the destination of your choice you meet a friendly dragon, who takes pity on you. However, his powers being limited, he too cannot return you to human form, but can transform you into a bird. Which winged fowl will you become? I'm already a parrot. I'll just ask for a few more fancy feathers.
11%
190 votes
Eagle
43%
743 votes
Sparrow
7%
116 votes
Falcon
11%
186 votes
Hawk
15%
254 votes
Raven
8%
142 votes
Seagull
6%
113 votes
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As you travel the vaulted skies, enjoying the freedom of dancing the thermals, you spot your own house below and your unsuspecting mom/dad/spouse/girl-boyfriend gazing up at you, as you perform your breath-taking antics. In that instance your fairy godmother grants you one wish: Make me human and drop me off gently at home, please!
55%
964 votes
I love being a bird and gladly exchange my boring home life for the freedom of birdhood.
7%
125 votes
Turn my loved one into a bird as well, so we can frolick in the skies together for one day and then return home as humans again.
14%
237 votes
Let me be a werebird - Bird by day, human by night!
9%
153 votes
Take me and my loved one to an exotic island, where we shall fly free, away from all the stress of life.
15%
265 votes
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