Results: Life Lessons From TV Characters
Published on 10/06/2016
Mother always knows best. But sometimes Phil Dunphy from Modern Family just nails it! Or no one gives you better advice than The Simpsons. Cheaper than therapy and twice the fun!
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Phil Dunphy, the optimistic, child-at-heart dad on Modern Family always has some great advice for his family. Which of the following 'Phil-osophies' do you like?
Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.
12%
255 votes
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like Whaaat?!
18%
366 votes
If you love something, set it free… unless it's a tiger.
16%
337 votes
I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I've succeeded as a dad.
12%
245 votes
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations
17%
340 votes
Always look people in the eye, even if they're blind. Just say 'I'm looking you in the eye.
11%
234 votes
A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless
8%
158 votes
N/A
51%
1047 votes
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Roseanne Roseannadanna and Emily LItella played by Gilda Radner on Saturday Night Live back in the 70's always had some truly great quotes to live by. Which of these do you enjoy?
There's always something...if it ain't one thing, it's another
30%
606 votes
Well, you sound like a real attractive guy. You belong in New Jersey
7%
146 votes
To get back in shape, I had to join one of those fancy shmancy health clubs. You know, the ones where it's really expensive to join but it's worth it because you get to see alot of people that you don't know naked.
13%
258 votes
Bring peace to our fathers, good health to our mothers, and please don't make me sweat like Dr. Joyce Brothers
10%
206 votes
What's all this talk about violins on tv? I think we need more violins and less of that loud rock music.
11%
222 votes
What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!
12%
248 votes
What's all this fuss I hear... about saving Soviet jewelry? Now... what makes Soviet jewelry so special? Will it be worth more in a few years?
6%
122 votes
N/A
49%
1011 votes
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I don't know if I would really take his advice on anything, but Michael Scott of The Office certainly had a lot of it. Which of these do you think are funny?
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
18%
367 votes
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
12%
240 votes
I understand nothing
14%
280 votes
If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.
13%
276 votes
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what
13%
260 votes
Make friends first, make sales second, make love thir. In no particular order
10%
199 votes
N/A
54%
1101 votes
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I don't know if I would really take his advice on anything, but Michael Scott of The Office certainly had a lot of it. Which of these do you think are funny? Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
14%
284 votes
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
9%
180 votes
I understand nothing
12%
246 votes
If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.
12%
250 votes
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what
12%
246 votes
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order
10%
212 votes
N/A
56%
1159 votes
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No other family put the functional in dysfunctional quite like the Simpson's. Love them or not, they did come out with some wise advice or sayings. How many of these do you think are great?
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson
16%
335 votes
You don't win friends with salad. -Homer Simpson
14%
285 votes
You know, FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice. -Marge Simpson
10%
197 votes
Just because I don't care doesn't mean that I don't understand. -Homer Simpson
23%
476 votes
Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless? -Bart Simpson
10%
208 votes
Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them. -Milhouse
14%
287 votes
Always feel with your heart, although it's better with your hands-Homer Simpson
11%
224 votes
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am -Homer Simpson
13%
262 votes
N/A
49%
1012 votes
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