Results: Top 5 Things you Should Never Google
Published on 09/08/2016
Google seems to be the "go to" way to settle arguments, do research and check out stories, but just like Google can be a useful tool, it can also open up a whole lot of trouble. Here are the top 5 things you should NEVER Google -- and take my word for it, if you Google these things after this survey, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Never Google 'Clopping' unless seeing "My Little Pony" characters doing all sorts of adult and sexual things is your thing. Have you ever Googled 'Clopping'?
Yes, unfortunately
5%
105 votes
No
84%
1634 votes
I just may have to
5%
99 votes
Never Google anything
6%
115 votes
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Never Google 'Blue Waffle', because this is not a blueberry flavored waffle fan page, but rather a very disturbing account of one woman's "fake" STD. Fake or not, you do not want to see this, take my word for it. Have you ever Googled waffles of any kind?
Yes, and this came up -- blecchh
8%
154 votes
Yes, but only yummy ones came up
7%
133 votes
No, never
79%
1545 votes
Never Google anything
6%
121 votes
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'Lemon party' may sound innocent and fun, but do not Google it, or you will not be able to "unsee" it. Not too sure how this even became a thing, but 'Lemon party' became the thing to trick people into Googling. So, be honest, are you going to Google 'Lemon party' just for fun?
Honestly yes
7%
132 votes
No
76%
1484 votes
I have already
5%
88 votes
Perhaps
6%
109 votes
Never Google anything
7%
140 votes
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'Mr Hands' is not a cute little video of a talking hand puppet, or anything even remotely cute. It is a rather disturbing video of a man and a horse (and that's all I'm going to say), and take it from me, a horse lover, this is not a video you want to see. Can you imagine what this video is about?
I can, but don't want to
38%
733 votes
No, but I will not Google it
42%
811 votes
No, but I will Google it despite your warnings
7%
127 votes
Already Googled it
3%
52 votes
Never Google anything
12%
230 votes
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Never ever Google 'Tubgirl'. This is a companion piece to another video you should never Google called 'Two girls one cup'. Never Google either. Just take my word for it. Will you still Google this one?
Yes, because I am a sucker for punishment
5%
104 votes
Yes, for other reasons
5%
104 votes
No
77%
1501 votes
Already have
3%
63 votes
Never Google anything
9%
181 votes
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