Results: Christmas Jokes
Published on 12/05/2021
These jokes were borrowed from TheholidaySpot, https://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes/
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Which of these jokes do you like?
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life
36%
817 votes
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
38%
864 votes
What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you!
32%
725 votes
Bah Humbug!
34%
775 votes
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Which of these do you find humorous?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night
42%
966 votes
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him
32%
734 votes
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad
29%
678 votes
Bah Humbug!
32%
727 votes
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Which of these make you smile?
What's a good Christmas tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
35%
799 votes
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos!
33%
752 votes
How do cats greet each other at Christmas? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
28%
648 votes
Bah Humbug!
33%
765 votes
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How about these?
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
40%
918 votes
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.
32%
729 votes
Elves use what kind of money? Jingle bills!
28%
643 votes
Bah Humbug!
34%
786 votes
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?" Did you enjoy this survey?
Yes
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No
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