Results: Big Bang Theory - Favorite Quotes
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1.
What is your favorite Sheldon quote?
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
15%
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253 votes
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!
21%
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349 votes
Oh, what kind of fresh hell is this?
8%
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134 votes
All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
4%
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65 votes
What type of Computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.
6%
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96 votes
N/A - I don't watch the show
45%
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754 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
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17 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| bazinga | 0.12% | 2 |
| bazinga! | 0.12% | 2 |
| bazinga!! | 0.06% | 1 |
| now, very carefully... go flush it down the toilet. | 0.06% | 1 |
| unsure but he's very funny. | 0.06% | 1 |
| none of the above. | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them. | 0.06% | 1 |
| "not to mention imaginary" in response to leonard's saying in reference to penny: "our children will be both smart and beautiful." | 0.06% | 1 |
| today we tried masturbating for money. | 0.06% | 1 |
| penny? penny? penny? | 0.06% | 1 |
| like tem all | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them! | 0.06% | 1 |
| when he knocks on penny's door | 0.06% | 1 |
| (knock knock) penny penny penny | 0.06% | 1 |
| i got hooked on this show | 0.06% | 1 |
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2.
What is your favorite Leonard quote? Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.
16%
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261 votes
(To Sheldon) Sometimes your movements are so life like I forget you are not a real boy.
12%
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194 votes
12 years after high school and I'm still at the nerd table.
13%
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210 votes
Well, it seems once again you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.
7%
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123 votes
All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably make an actual Hulk.
7%
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110 votes
N/A - I don't watch the show
46%
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761 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
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9 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| unsure | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them. | 0.06% | 1 |
| none of these | 0.06% | 1 |
| yeah, i'm a freaking genius. | 0.06% | 1 |
| all | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them! | 0.06% | 1 |
| 0.06% | 1 | |
| love them all& many more to come | 0.06% | 1 |
| homohabilitus discovering his oposable thumb say what? | 0.06% | 1 |
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3.
What is your favorite Howard quote? I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.
13%
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210 votes
Sheldon knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football?
11%
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177 votes
What, I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
6%
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101 votes
Wazzup, my nerdizzles?
11%
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176 votes
My mother can be a pretty good shoulder to cry on...if the smell of Ben Gay doesn't burn your eyes
14%
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226 votes
N/A - I don't watch the show
46%
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767 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
•
11 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| none, i don't like howard. | 0.06% | 1 |
| none of the above | 0.06% | 1 |
| none | 0.06% | 1 |
| anything but what you showed | 0.06% | 1 |
| unsure | 0.06% | 1 |
| none of the above. | 0.06% | 1 |
| have you met my mother? i live in jewish hell | 0.06% | 1 |
| all | 0.06% | 1 |
| dont know | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them! | 0.06% | 1 |
| love it | 0.06% | 1 |
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4.
What is your favorite Raj quote? I've said before, and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks.
13%
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212 votes
They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.
15%
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253 votes
I have such difficulty speaking to women, or around women, or at times even effeminate men.
14%
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236 votes
I'm glad men are wearing hats again. They are so distinguished.
6%
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100 votes
Tonight, I spice my mead with goblin blood.
5%
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90 votes
N/A - I don't watch the show
46%
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769 votes
Other (please specify)
0%
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8 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| what are we waiting for? let's bounce, bitches | 0.06% | 1 |
| none of the above and i do watch the show | 0.06% | 1 |
| unsure | 0.06% | 1 |
| welcome to the raj-mahal | 0.06% | 1 |
| n/a | 0.06% | 1 |
| all | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them! | 0.06% | 1 |
| he needs a girl or a 24hour book store (: love this show | 0.06% | 1 |
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5.
What is your favorite Penny quote? Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?
17%
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277 votes
Whassup Moonpie?
7%
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116 votes
(To Howard and Raj) So either one of you weirdos wanna buy my underwear? Only 1400 bucks.
10%
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170 votes
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
9%
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154 votes
Hey Leonard, what's up with Dr Wackadoodle?
10%
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168 votes
N/A - I don't watch the show
46%
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772 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
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11 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| none of these | 0.06% | 1 |
| 6354 | 0.06% | 1 |
| none | 0.06% | 1 |
| 0.06% | 1 | |
| unsure | 0.06% | 1 |
| i'm a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional steak. i love steak!!! | 0.06% | 1 |
| hey, guys! my friends and i got tired of dancing so we came over to have sex with you. | 0.06% | 1 |
| all | 0.06% | 1 |
| holy crap on a cracker | 0.06% | 1 |
| all of them! | 0.06% | 1 |
| she's funny& they all are funny | 0.06% | 1 |
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