Results for - #ExcusesToDitchWorkEarly - Excuses to ditch work early - Which of these answers did you like? In the comments section come up with your own original excuses to ditch work.

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1. #ExcusesToDitchWorkEarly - Excuses to ditch work early - Which of these answers did you like? In the comments section come up with your own original excuses to ditch work.

An Ancient oracle predicted the world will end Today
5%
34 votes
Excessive and uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth better leave before I say something we both regret
6%
48 votes
My Induction Into The National Hall Of Early Work Leavers
3%
19 votes
My dad's brother's wife's sister's fish died. I know it's tragic.
6%
44 votes
I feel a sniffle coming on, twisted my ankle, tweaked my back and I think I'm ovulating.
8%
59 votes
I already did my 15 minutes of real work...
7%
53 votes
I dont work here
16%
117 votes
Gotham needs me
8%
62 votes
Sorry Chief, I'm dancing with Beyoncé today.
1%
9 votes
gotta look up butternut squash recipes
2%
13 votes
My kid took his homemade clock to school today and I guess it caused a bit of a kerfuffle.
7%
51 votes
I need to study for the random drug test 21 retweets 33 favorites
2%
14 votes
My cat's missing me
11%
80 votes
Overdid breakfast
7%
52 votes
Festivus... For the rest of us
12%
93 votes
09/18/2015 Careers 748 26 By: Tellwut

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