Results: "The Black Hole"
A photocopier malfunctions, a black hole appears on paper, and suddenly an ordinary office worker has access to everything he was never meant to have.
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If you found a black hole that could reach through walls, safes, and vending machines, how quickly would greed take over?
Immediately - I'd be elbow-deep in the office safe before the photocopier stopped humming.
11%
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110 votes
After one chocolate bar. I have principles, but they are vending-machine priced.
11%
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105 votes
I'd start responsibly, then somehow wake up inside a bank vault wondering how I got there.
11%
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110 votes
Never. I would use it only for noble causes, like retrieving the remote from behind the couch.
9%
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91 votes
I'd sell the paper to a billionaire, then watch greed destroy someone else for a change.
5%
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48 votes
I wouldn't touch it. A hole in a piece of paper is obviously a workplace safety violation.
18%
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177 votes
Undecided/Unsure.
44%
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437 votes
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