Comedic punk band The Dead Milkmen in 1987 expanded their musical instrumentation to include a drums machine, sampler, and synthesizer for "Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything)," wherein lead singer (and, in this instance, rapper?) Rodney Linderman rails against a certain type of pretentious, probably prevaricating young adults who he deems as boring bisexual s--and another slur that might be labeled homophobic by some 38 years after the tune's release?--who will dance to "anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here with their big hairdos Intent on taking our money instead of giving your cash where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!," including The Communards, The Smiths, and Depeche Commode (sic...and heh!). But would YOU dance to anything, including the music of the acts the 'Milkmen deride?

Everything bagels have been around since the late 1970;s or early '80s. More recently, food flavored wth the same toppings on those bagels--including poppy seeds, sesame seeds, caraway seeds, onion flakes, garlic flakes, and kosher salt, though the toppings may vary some with the bakery making them--have appeared on grocers' shelves, has has at least one brand of shakeable "everything" seasoning. And though "everything" may be a lot to bake atop a bagel, whatever the combination a baker may use, it most certainly isn't e v e r y t h i n g that could be put on a bagel. Among anything else that could reasonably be put on a bagel, what (else) would you put on one you'd eat (and apologies for the profuse profanity in a portion of the accompanying video; cussing excepted, I find it pretty funny)?

Denroy Morgan was the rare Jamaican-born reggae singer who left his home island to pursue a musical career in the U.S. But his most familiar song to many isn't in the syncopated genre that comprises much of his catalog. Instead, it's his early 1980's soul radio and disco platy crossover, "I'll Do Anything Do For You." So, if Morgan wasn't willing to do a n y t h i n g for a hit, he was sometimes open to adopting different genres to get a hit. Considering the title of Morgan's song included here, which of the following would you rather do?

What brought up the idea to ask about "anything to fellow Tellwutters is my recent thought that I will write Tw surveys about pretty much...say it with me?!...anything that crosses my mind. Do you answer any internal poll here, regardles its subject matter?

Maybe I'm trampling on another Tw'ers survey subject ground asking about it, but a smooth 1980's pop hit I like is Gloria Esteggan & Miami Sound Machie's "Anythnig For You" Is it enjoyably smooth for you, too?