Results for - 2020 Presidential candidates - do you have a favorite?
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The 2020 Presidential election is getting closer. Of the candidates listed below, who's your favorite? If you’re rooting for someone not on the list, like Yang, Steyer, Gabbard, etc., a last-minute entry like Hillary, Michelle or John Kerry, or another possible GOP candidate, please share in the comments.
1. Uncle Joe Biden – Come on, man! How about some push-ups behind the barn? I'm an old white male millionaire with smooth hairy legs and a record player. Contact me at Joe30330.
2. Bernie Sanders – oldest candidate, white male millionaire, self-proclaimed socialist, proud proponent of free everything – says he has no idea how we'll pay for it, says no one knows, making even some Dem head honchos a bit nervous with his promises.
3. Elizabeth Warren – she's a Cherokee, she's not a Cherokee. She gets fired because she's pregnant. She doesn't get fired because she's pregnant. She has lots of stories. She also has plans, lots of plans, so hide your wallets.
4. Mayor Pete – young white male, nice presence, former unimpressive mayor of South Bend, Indiana, hoping voters pay no heed to the mantra employers often use when considering new employees – 'past performance predicts future performance.'
5. Mayor Bloomberg – old white male billionaire, ads-only candidate trying to buy the nomination. After some interesting and timely DNC rule changes, he is now allowed to participate in upcoming Democratic debates. Some say he's requested a box to stand on during the debates, some say he hasn't.
6. Amy Klobuchar – Minnesota senator and a long shot - says she's excited and staying in the race despite some recent, potentially damaging news about her days as a prosecutor and involvement in a lifetime prison sentence.
7. Donald J. Trump - old white male billionaire, possessor of bigly ideas, proclaims perfect phone calls, best economy ever, highest job rates ever, highest stock market ever, highest everything ever, MAGA, KAG. Pumped and ready to demolish Sleepy Joe, Crazy Bernie, Pocahontas, Boot-edge-edge, Mini Mike, Crooked Hillary, and anyone else who goes up against him.