Results: Apple Pickin' Time
Published on 10/02/2025
This Dad From the internet 2025: "Why would I spend 5 dollars on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88 degree weather and pay $86 for our family to pick them ourselves?"
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My Mom in the '60s: (ignoring Cricket's bedhead and the Stars and Stripes jeans and orange shirt Peaches is wearing) "Grab a jacket, it's time to go. The orchard opens at 8 and it's a 45-minute drive. We'll come home once you have each picked your body weight in apples." Who would you rather go apple picking with?
Internet Dad 2025?
7%
139 votes
My Mom?
23%
468 votes
Undecided
27%
537 votes
Not Applicable
43%
856 votes
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When Internet Dad and his family get home, an artfully arranged bowl of apples will be photographed and added to the 427 other pictures of their adventure. When Mom and her kids got home they set to washing, sorting, coring, peeling, slicing and dicing 427 pounds of apples. Did you ever make any of the following from apples you picked yourself?
Apple Jelly
9%
176 votes
Apple Pie/Cobbler
32%
635 votes
Carmel/Candy Apples
14%
281 votes
Applesauce
26%
518 votes
Other
6%
121 votes
Not Applicable
48%
958 votes
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