Results for - Ha Ha, Very Funny!: You and Jokes

2,553 voters participated in this survey

1. Would you rather hear someone tell you a funny joke or be the person who tells a funny joke to someone else?

I'd rather be the joke teller.
10%
250 votes
I prefer being the one to listen to jokes.
45%
1,119 votes
I'm equally inclined to tell or listn to them.
28%
697 votes
Neither, thanks!
17%
434 votes

2. Whether you like telling and/or listening to jokes, what kind/s do you enjoy (some jokes may fall into multiple categories)?

Story-based jokes
51%
1,263 votes
Question-and-answer jokes
22%
549 votes
Knock knock jokes
18%
453 votes
Prop-based jokes
12%
292 votes
Puns
24%
610 votes
Other (please specify)
2%
39 votes
Not Applicable
22%
551 votes
Malapropisms (think of Yogi Berra's and Norm Crosby's misuse of language)
14%
354 votes
One-liners (think of Henny Youngman's and Steven Wright's brief bits)
28%
712 votes
Ethinic jokes
10%
248 votes

3. Have you ever told a joke that's resulted in any of the following reactions in the person/s to who you told it?

Crying
10%
257 votes
Howling
14%
359 votes
Beverage going through nose
20%
499 votes
Hyperventilation
6%
159 votes
Nausea
2%
57 votes
Temporary loss of eliminatory bodily function (such as wetting one self)
7%
166 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
26 votes
Not Applicable
61%
1,517 votes

4. If you've ever told anyoe a joke the person to whom you told it didn't understand, what did you do?

Let it go
25%
622 votes
Explained it
34%
841 votes
Resolved to never again tell jokes (or, at least, jokes of the same type) to the person/people in question
7%
183 votes
Repeated it, perhaps with a different style of delivery
10%
247 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
13 votes
Not Applicable
37%
937 votes

5. It's your turn! How about sharing a joke with your fellow Tellwutters?

Sure, I'll contribute in a comment!
5%
127 votes
No, not today!
76%
1,905 votes
I'll consider it, but no promises!
19%
468 votes
11/18/2019 Living 2553 99 By: jlrake

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