Results: Have You Ever...
...wherein the author recounts persomal episodes and opinions in order to allow fellow Tellwutters to earn five more points!
1.
1.
...found yourself talking to someone you were thought to be merely comatose who was really deceased?
Yes
5%
•
58 votes
Not to my recollection...
19%
•
207 votes
No
75%
•
808 votes
2.
2.
...been dared or encouraged to eat something you were assured was food intended for human consmption but then told after you downed a morsel that ti was a pet kibble you chewed? Yes
5%
•
59 votes
Not that anyone has t o l d me...
17%
•
184 votes
No
77%
•
830 votes
3.
3.
... been the only dissenting voice amid what was otherwise a majority of others who, to your mind, were being--to phrase it biblically--respecters of persons?
Yes
10%
•
109 votes
Uncertain/A "respecter of persons" is...?
33%
•
358 votes
No
56%
•
606 votes
4.
4.
...adopted a fictitious cause, such as saving the nauga (the creature from which Naugahyde is derived!), to your own amusement, if not that of many others or no one at all? Yes
4%
•
48 votes
Unsure/ Not exactly that, BUT...
18%
•
188 votes
No
78%
•
837 votes
5.
5.
...thought the first line (and only the first line) of Eagles' debut single, "Take It Easy" should be musically reprised for a laxative commercial?
Yes
9%
•
93 votes
Undecided/Unfamiliar with the song (and didn't listen to it here)
18%
•
192 votes
No
73%
•
788 votes
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