Results: Are You About To Answer Some Puposefully Random Questions? If You Intend To Complete This Survey, Yes, You Are! (Or So Their Author Believes)

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jlrake

04/09/2026

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Living
1.
1.
When you floss between your teeth, do you start with your top or bottom set of chompers?
Bottom
18%
185 votes
I switch it up!
34%
353 votes
Top
29%
303 votes
I only have one set or none.
20%
210 votes
2.
2.
Are there any of your fellow Tellwutters whose voice you'd like to hear to experience whether they sound like their words here give you the impression they do?
Yes (and I may name at least one Twutter about whom I'm curious)
9%
95 votes
Unsure
36%
381 votes
No/ Don't read survey comments
47%
494 votes
i've heard at least one Tw'er's voice (and may name at least one in a comment)
8%
81 votes
3.
3.
Which kind of physical greeting are you most apt to give or offer someone you imagine to be a potetial new friend when introduced to that person by a mutual friend?
Handshake
26%
269 votes
Fist bump
6%
58 votes
High five
4%
38 votes
Hug
3%
35 votes
It would depend on...
28%
293 votes
None
16%
172 votes
I'll let the other person initiate and follow through wth whatever s/he starts.
11%
112 votes
Another kind I may mention in a comment
7%
74 votes
4.
4.
Of the following, on what do you most appreciate being complimented?
Your looks
8%
82 votes
Your apparel
4%
42 votes
Your intellect
13%
133 votes
Your kindness
23%
237 votes
Your cooking/beverage mixing
4%
46 votes
The texture of your skin
1%
10 votes
Your speech/way with words
2%
25 votes
Your spiritual nature
2%
25 votes
Something else I may mentionin a comment
2%
20 votes
Undecided/ it would depend on...
23%
245 votes
Uncomfortable being complimented and would rather not be
18%
186 votes
5.
5.
Which of the following nonsensensical song titles--the first few that came to my mind (the accompanying video highlights many more)--do you find the most fun to say aloud?
Oogum Boogum (Brenton Wood)
4%
44 votes
Um, Um, Um, Um, Um, Um (Major Lance)
5%
51 votes
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm (Crash Test Dummies)
7%
77 votes
Nee Nee Na Na Na Na Nu Nu (Dicky Doo & The Don'ts)
3%
30 votes
Rama Lama Ding Dong (The Edsels)
19%
195 votes
Two or more of the above tie for me
9%
99 votes
None
53%
555 votes

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