Results: Here's A Survey The Title Of Which Does Not Include Any Parentheses...But There Went An Ellipsis. And It's Random!
1.
1.
As you are reading and answering this question, do you itch anywhere on your body?
Yes
17%
•
189 votes
Unsure/Now that you mention it...?!
14%
•
151 votes
No
69%
•
741 votes
2.
2.
The last thing you ate before starting this survey was...
to your liking.
29%
•
311 votes
ultra-processed.
6%
•
66 votes
healthy.
22%
•
234 votes
homemade.
18%
•
193 votes
locally sourced.
5%
•
49 votes
artificially colored.
2%
•
24 votes
something you shared with someone.
4%
•
46 votes
a possible dessert option.
8%
•
88 votes
akin to something you threw up earlier in your life.
0%
•
4 votes
from which I once fasted.
1%
•
7 votes
Not Applicable
30%
•
320 votes
3.
3.
If you ever watched Pee Wee's Playhouse in its original Saturday morning run in the 1980's, would you ever, per Pee Wee Herman's directive, "scream real loud" when you heard an episode's secret word any time you heard that word the rest id the day you watched the episode that included that secret word?
Yes, at least once one day
7%
•
77 votes
Can't recall
17%
•
182 votes
No
36%
•
384 votes
Not Applicable
41%
•
438 votes
4.
4.
Have you ever eaten the meat of any type of animal you once had as a pet?
Yes (and I may name at least one such pet in a comment)
8%
•
83 votes
Unsure
7%
•
78 votes
No
71%
•
772 votes
Never had any pets
14%
•
148 votes
5.
5.
Is it me (and whatever trouble may be plaguing my computer), or had the spell-check on Tellwut.com not been working for a long while and now? It's you and/or your computer.
30%
•
326 votes
You're asking me?!
54%
•
589 votes
Yes, the spell-check had been down a while and is working again.
15%
•
166 votes
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