Results: Signs of the Times
Never let it be said that modern churches are not keeping up with the times. First, a respectful disclaimer to all Tellwut members. This survey is not to poke fun at or try to convert anyone. Just a reminder that life can sometimes wring you inside out. Let's smile when we can.
1.
1.
U R missing. Wait... what? R U really missing? The sign is designed to make the Church's point in a light-hearted way. Did you smile or chuckle?
Yes
53%
•
1103 votes
No
31%
•
652 votes
Not Applicable
17%
•
355 votes
2.
2.
Twitter, X, Facebook, email. We have an abundance of communication forms. Do you like this one?
Yes
51%
•
1066 votes
No
26%
•
537 votes
Undecided
11%
•
228 votes
Not Applicable
13%
•
282 votes
3.
3.
Occasionally everyone has to get tough on crime. Does this sign tell it like it is?
Yes
67%
•
1409 votes
No
17%
•
354 votes
Not Applicable
16%
•
340 votes
4.
4.
We've gotten so accustomed to saying, "HEY GOOGLE!". Can you relate to the sign?
Yes
49%
•
1034 votes
No
23%
•
477 votes
Undecided
14%
•
301 votes
Not Applicable
14%
•
300 votes
5.
5.
This one is self explanatory. No matter your belief or unbelief, we're all in this world together for a reason. Have you seen this sign before?
Yes
36%
•
765 votes
No
44%
•
914 votes
Undecided
7%
•
152 votes
Not Applicable
13%
•
282 votes
6.
6.
This last sign raises a fair point since, as far as we know, Noah didn't have a home protection plan. Have you ever had to fend off termites?
Yes
36%
•
765 votes
No
47%
•
989 votes
Not Applicable
17%
•
360 votes
7.
7.
Hope you got a chuckle or two! Do you have a favorite among the signs? (Comments welcome)
Yes
30%
•
622 votes
No
37%
•
776 votes
Undecided
20%
•
417 votes
Not Applicable
14%
•
299 votes
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