Results: GOP Jesus
Welcome to GOP Jesus - now featuring smaller government, bigger crosses, tax cuts for the blessed, and a revolutionary new interpretation of "love the neighbour" - terms and conditions may apply.
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Which version of GOP Jesus best reflects today's political gospel in your opinion?
Loves thy billionaire neighbour - and protects their tax cuts.
8%
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75 votes
Feeds the hungry, provided they can pass a work requirement.
6%
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61 votes
Welcomes strangers, unless they arrived without the correct paperwork.
3%
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33 votes
Turns the other cheek, but only after posting a furious rant online.
3%
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28 votes
All of the above, plus a complimentary "Thoughts & Prayers bumper sticker.
20%
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195 votes
Not Applicable
59%
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569 votes
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