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Dog (shaming) Xmas Tales

Published on 12/31/2025
Anonymous
1315
Pets
5
1. "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - AND I ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND PUKED -- TWICE. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! LOVE, MAX" In Max's defense, chocolates look like dog biscuits, & whoever left them in Max's reach needs a defense. I hope Max puked it all out before it was digested or it made him nauseous. This is.....

2. "Hi I'm Buddy and I peed on a box of Christmas gifts under the tree. Merry Christmas." In Buddy's defense, boxes look a lot like rocks, the Xmas tree looks like a tree & only at Xmas is there a tree & rocks inside the house. I am confused too. This is.....

3. "I SNIFFED A SKUNK'S BUTT... TWICE... BEFORE CHRISTMAS... AND TOOK AWAY ALL THE GOOD CHRISTMAS SMELLS!" I have no defense for this one, and s/he wants to stay anonymous. This is.....

4. "I AM Boris -- I just ate an entire cheese log!! P.S. It was worth the trouble I got in." In Boris' defense, This is.....

5. "You know I don't like Penguins!" In his/her defense, the penguins were still, silent, suddenly in the house, and had a stare that scared. It was self-defense, and the defendant saw the penguin lunge first forward. S/he would like to stay anonymous. This is.....

6. "THE GREATEST GIFT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS... A RESCUE DOG WHO JUST WANTED A 2ND CHANCE." There is no defense, I just wanted to remember how great it is to have rescue leagues in the world to rescue dogs. This is.....

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