Results: Dog (shaming) Xmas Tales
1.
1.
"TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - AND I ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND PUKED -- TWICE. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! LOVE, MAX" In Max's defense, chocolates look like dog biscuits, & whoever left them in Max's reach needs a defense. I hope Max puked it all out before it was digested or it made him nauseous. This is.....
Adorable
19%
•
333 votes
Funny
20%
•
366 votes
Not Applicable
35%
•
634 votes
Like a dog I've had
8%
•
145 votes
Animal cruelty
11%
•
189 votes
Like a dog I've known
9%
•
156 votes
No idea chocolate is bad for dogs
7%
•
118 votes
Other (please specify)
3%
•
45 votes
Like my dog
3%
•
49 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 1.00% | 14 | |
| sad | 0.07% | 1 |
| Lucky he Survived as Chocolate is Poison for Dogs | 0.07% | 1 |
| sad but sweet. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Chocolate is apparently poison for dogs. I hope Max has no issues. What a cutie. | 0.07% | 1 |
| don't have a dog; do know they cannot eat chocolate | 0.07% | 1 |
| Worriesome | 0.07% | 1 |
| NOT FUNNY! A dog can die from chocolate; thankfully he vomited--Chocolate and poinsettas should not be anywhere near dogs | 0.07% | 1 |
| I just hope Max is okay and don't find this to be funny at all | 0.07% | 1 |
| chocolate is toxic to dogs amd maybe other animals | 0.07% | 1 |
| Chocolate is dangerous for pets | 0.07% | 1 |
| Happens alot. Chocolate is toxic for dogs | 0.07% | 1 |
| Not very nice | 0.07% | 1 |
| Dog Learning | 0.07% | 1 |
| chocolate and sugare are not good for dogs | 0.07% | 1 |
| Cute | 0.07% | 1 |
| Scary because chocolate is toxic to dogs | 0.07% | 1 |
| Concerning. They could have lost that dog as chocolate is dangerous for them. It can kill a puppy. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Chocolate is toxic to dogs, glad Max survived. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Never give chocolate to dogs OR cats! My kitty cat hates candy anyway. I dissolve Andes chocolate mints in hot java to make a minty mocha coffee drink! | 0.07% | 1 |
| Can kill your dog | 0.07% | 1 |
| Chocolate, esp dark chocolate is extremely harmful to dogs. Keep all chocolate safely out of dogs' reach. | 0.07% | 1 |
| the owner should of put chocolates ou=t of dogs reach | 0.07% | 1 |
| Dangerous | 0.07% | 1 |
| DANGEROUS!!! Don't leave chocolate where dogs can get it!! | 0.07% | 1 |
| scary, chocolate is bad for dogs. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Concerning | 0.07% | 1 |
| who cares? | 0.07% | 1 |
| Irresponsible | 0.07% | 1 |
| Sad, the poor dog was sick. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Disturbing | 0.07% | 1 |
| Chocolate is toxic for dogs. | 0.07% | 1 |
2.
2.
"Hi I'm Buddy and I peed on a box of Christmas gifts under the tree. Merry Christmas." In Buddy's defense, boxes look a lot like rocks, the Xmas tree looks like a tree & only at Xmas is there a tree & rocks inside the house. I am confused too. This is.....
Adorable
16%
•
286 votes
Funny
30%
•
546 votes
Like a dog I've had
6%
•
115 votes
Animal cruelty
4%
•
73 votes
Like a dog I've known
7%
•
118 votes
No idea what a box of Christmas gifts under the tree could mean
6%
•
102 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
•
24 votes
Not Applicable
38%
•
689 votes
Like my dog
2%
•
35 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 0.69% | 9 | |
| Confusing | 0.08% | 1 |
| Disgusting. Train the dog. | 0.08% | 1 |
| Ridiculous | 0.08% | 1 |
| my cat | 0.08% | 1 |
| Since when is Christmas boxes look like rocks? They are not around. | 0.08% | 1 |
| a dog doing something a dog does, how is that bad behavior? | 0.08% | 1 |
| My hound peed on Christmas tree, all 15 years of his life. Just marking his territory! Love it... | 0.08% | 1 |
| Think youself Lucky, he blessed the gifts for you. Ha! Ha! | 0.08% | 1 |
| dog should be punished properly | 0.08% | 1 |
| what? | 0.08% | 1 |
| Understandable. There's a tree in the house! | 0.08% | 1 |
| Somebody forgot to let the dog out. | 0.08% | 1 |
| they should not be punished for something that they did not know that it was wrong to do. Buddy was only acting on his instincts and nothing more | 0.08% | 1 |
| Normal for a dog to mark items that have a strong smell | 0.08% | 1 |
| The neighbor's cat came in a peed on a box | 0.08% | 1 |
3.
3.
"I SNIFFED A SKUNK'S BUTT... TWICE... BEFORE CHRISTMAS... AND TOOK AWAY ALL THE GOOD CHRISTMAS SMELLS!" I have no defense for this one, and s/he wants to stay anonymous. This is.....
Adorable
14%
•
256 votes
Funny
31%
•
558 votes
Not Applicable
39%
•
699 votes
Like a dog I've had in the past
7%
•
125 votes
Animal cruelty
4%
•
65 votes
Like a dog I've known
6%
•
115 votes
No idea skunk smells overwhelm Xmas smells
6%
•
111 votes
Other (please specify)
2%
•
27 votes
Like my dog
2%
•
36 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 0.93% | 12 | |
| Sad | 0.23% | 3 |
| Stupid on the dogs part. | 0.08% | 1 |
| Nasty and inappropriate | 0.08% | 1 |
| Now the survey has gotten too much reading and it s much too long so I stopped reading him | 0.08% | 1 |
| Most animals AVOID polecats or as they are usually known skunks! Well cats are smarter than dogs anyhow! | 0.08% | 1 |
| My cat got skunked | 0.08% | 1 |
| Poor pup. Hard to get that smell out. | 0.08% | 1 |
| sad, poor dog | 0.08% | 1 |
| Was someone watching the dog? Twice, no less? More likely he/she just had a run in with a skunk. | 0.08% | 1 |
| my dog had a skunk spray here and it's a very difficult scent to get rid of-she did nothing wrong. | 0.08% | 1 |
| Common for skunks by to spray dogs | 0.08% | 1 |
| Insulting | 0.08% | 1 |
| wonder who was watching or rather not watching the dog | 0.08% | 1 |
4.
4.
"I AM Boris -- I just ate an entire cheese log!! P.S. It was worth the trouble I got in." In Boris' defense, This is.....
Adorable
15%
•
274 votes
Funny
31%
•
560 votes
Not Applicable
36%
•
656 votes
Like a dog I've had in the past
8%
•
145 votes
Animal cruelty
4%
•
75 votes
Like a dog I've known
7%
•
133 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
•
21 votes
No idea what a cheese log is
6%
•
105 votes
Like my dog
3%
•
48 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 0.44% | 6 | |
| Not Boris's fault because cheese is SO GOOD! | 0.07% | 1 |
| Feed your dog, won't happen. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Boring | 0.07% | 1 |
| Yupper I m not reading them. How long is this going to go on? | 0.07% | 1 |
| Same as for us, cheese is binding and no, I have never ever given any pets laxatives- ever! | 0.07% | 1 |
| punish the dog properly | 0.07% | 1 |
| Oh no, very bad for the dog | 0.07% | 1 |
| These are all kind of stupid and not a bit funny | 0.07% | 1 |
| Not a cheese log but a bowl of spaghetti on Boxing Day. | 0.07% | 1 |
| I don't find it cruel per say, but the poor dog could have gotten constipated and or very gassy with some very pugnet odors throughout the house | 0.07% | 1 |
| just hope that Boris is okay | 0.07% | 1 |
| I'm not positive but I believe cheese is not a good thing for dogs to eat. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Common for dogs to do | 0.07% | 1 |
| Interesting what Boris likes to eat? | 0.07% | 1 |
| another reason why I wonder who was or not watching the dog | 0.07% | 1 |
5.
5.
"You know I don't like Penguins!" In his/her defense, the penguins were still, silent, suddenly in the house, and had a stare that scared. It was self-defense, and the defendant saw the penguin lunge first forward. S/he would like to stay anonymous. This is.....
Adorable
18%
•
331 votes
Funny
30%
•
546 votes
Not Applicable
37%
•
666 votes
Like a dog I've had in the past
6%
•
109 votes
Animal cruelty
4%
•
66 votes
Like a dog I've known
5%
•
94 votes
No idea dogs might mistake an inanimate penguin wearing a Santa hat as an unwelcome guest
8%
•
143 votes
Like my dog
2%
•
35 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
•
13 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 0.45% | 6 | |
| Just another chew toy. | 0.07% | 1 |
| Dumb | 0.07% | 1 |
| Not that funny at all. | 0.07% | 1 |
| This is animal cruelty. The animal is man and the cruelty is making us read this long, long, long, long survey. When is it ever going to end? | 0.07% | 1 |
| Dangerous | 0.07% | 1 |
| punish | 0.07% | 1 |
| stuff happens | 0.07% | 1 |
6.
6.
"THE GREATEST GIFT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS... A RESCUE DOG WHO JUST WANTED A 2ND CHANCE." There is no defense, I just wanted to remember how great it is to have rescue leagues in the world to rescue dogs. This is.....
The greatest gift under the tree
37%
•
663 votes
My Christmas wish
10%
•
177 votes
Not Applicable
42%
•
754 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
•
22 votes
A gift I received this Christmas
5%
•
92 votes
Like my dog, a rescue
11%
•
203 votes
It was Christmas past when I've reacued a dog
6%
•
101 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
| 0.72% | 9 | |
| Sweet | 0.08% | 1 |
| Hopeful | 0.08% | 1 |
| none | 0.08% | 1 |
| Kinda like adopting feral cats! | 0.08% | 1 |
| Going to piss on the tree so you can shame it? | 0.08% | 1 |
| uninteresting | 0.08% | 1 |
| Fabulous | 0.08% | 1 |
| Beautiful photo | 0.08% | 1 |
| Not into having a dog | 0.08% | 1 |
| Am I dreaming is it really over? | 0.08% | 1 |
| In 2022 around Eastertide I adopted my Plummy who is an adorable kitty cat! I got her at an animal shelter near me in the Hershey PA area. | 0.08% | 1 |
| my christmas wish would be to rescue a farm animal. | 0.08% | 1 |
| interesting | 0.08% | 1 |
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