Results: Dog (shaming) into making New Year's Resolutions

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Anonymous

01/25/2026

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"What is a New Year?"... "This year we might get a new yEAR. Yours says, Happy."... "Maybe we are getting Happy dog(shaming) photo captions this year!" This is.....
Funny
21%
353 votes
Adorable
40%
680 votes
Self-projection
7%
111 votes
Other (please specify)
2%
34 votes
Not Applicable
32%
552 votes
Animal cruelty
4%
68 votes
Procrastination
2%
38 votes
Other Answers Percentage Votes
0.70% 9
Stupid 0.31% 4
Dumb 0.23% 3
cute 0.16% 2
Meh 0.16% 2
Dumb for people whom lack intelligence 0.08% 1
Confusing and stupid 0.08% 1
Don't get it? Is one dog missing an ear? 0.08% 1
AI 0.08% 1
not funny 0.08% 1
What? 0.08% 1
Confusing 0.08% 1
Unfunny 0.08% 1
Silly 0.08% 1
Ridiculous 0.08% 1
Curious 0.08% 1
I don't get it? 0.08% 1
Well trained 0.08% 1
Ok 0.08% 1
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"What exactly is a New Year's resolution?"... "It's a 'To Do' list for the first week of January!" This is.....
Funny
28%
470 votes
Adorable
24%
407 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
24 votes
Not Applicable
38%
638 votes
Self-projection
8%
144 votes
Animal cruelty
3%
57 votes
Procrastination
4%
74 votes
Other Answers Percentage Votes
0.77% 9
stupid 0.17% 2
cute 0.17% 2
not funny 0.09% 1
Accurate 0.09% 1
doesn t do anything for me either way 0.09% 1
Meh 0.09% 1
Again, confusing 0.09% 1
Boring 0.09% 1
What is the purpose of the dog ?? 0.09% 1
Good dog photo 0.09% 1
sad 0.09% 1
Ok 0.09% 1
dumb 0.09% 1
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"What's a New Year's resolution?"... "Something that goes in one yEAR and out the other!" This is.....
Funny
37%
628 votes
Adorable
20%
345 votes
Self-projection
7%
113 votes
Animal cruelty
3%
54 votes
Procrastination
3%
54 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
21 votes
Not Applicable
35%
603 votes
Other Answers Percentage Votes
0.74% 9
Dumb 0.16% 2
not funny 0.08% 1
stupid is what stupid does 0.08% 1
Dumb humor 0.08% 1
true 0.08% 1
******** 0.08% 1
cute 0.08% 1
True for most of US! 0.08% 1
Caption 0.08% 1
Ok 0.08% 1
Stupid 0.08% 1
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My dog was calm during the fireworks on NYE!! Maybe that's a sign of luck this will be a good year. I am making the odd NY's resolution now, on the off chance it makes me even with his guardian angels. Here goes.... Except for 3-or-5-year boosters, or 1-year lepto vaccines, I will only feed him & myself nutritional supplements, a diet WITH organic food & WITHOUT ultra/processed, fillers, grains, seed oils, or red dyes. I hope I can keep him & his long Pointer-mix ears living long in dogs' yEARS. I still miss his Briard sister whose birthday was Jan.2d. He likes being an only child, but does a fox trot dance when he sees a dog who looks a lot like her. This is......
A foolish overreaction
8%
141 votes
Possible to do
13%
214 votes
A good idea to try
21%
350 votes
Probably will work
9%
160 votes
A hyper optimism
7%
122 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
13 votes
Not Applicable
48%
809 votes
Other Answers Percentage Votes
0.30% 3
In comments. 0.10% 1
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I have no idea what this survey means or why it was even created and published. 0.10% 1
unsure 0.10% 1
Oh boy! 0.10% 1
a bad joke 0.10% 1
Waste of money. Feed a human instead 0.10% 1
Boring 0.10% 1
Do diligent research. As long as your dog gets all the nutrients that is needed. And some healthy treats as well. 0.10% 1
GOOD LUCK TO YOU 0.10% 1

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