A Bidet Party?

1. I've long wanted to buy a bidet and install a bidet onto my apartment's toilet in order to save money on buying toilet paper and maintain possibly better hygiene on the areas of my body where I apply toilet paper. Do you have a bidet, or have you used one?

Have one and use(d) it

5%

121 votes

Have one but haven't used it yet

3%

71 votes

Don't have one of my own, but have used one

15%

354 votes

Don't have one and don't care to use any

57%

1,317 votes

Unsure about at least half this question

19%

437 votes

2. Though I've not been to the bathrooms of many of the other apartments in the building where I live, I think mine would be the only bidet in use there. I thought it might be a fun, if unusual, gesture to invite at least some of my building neighbors and other friends to inaugurate my bidet into usage by hosting a party to celebrate my purchase and installation of the bidet. Do you think that's a good idea?

Yes

10%

225 votes

Undecided

31%

709 votes

No

59%

1,366 votes

3. If invited to a party to celebrate the purchase and installation of a bidet onto a toilet of a friend/acquaintance/work colleague/family member/fellow congregant at the house of worship you attend, would you go to it?

Yes

6%

127 votes

It would depend on the circumstance(s) of the invitation and/or party,

17%

389 votes

Unsure

16%

374 votes

No

61%

1,410 votes

4. If I go ahead with holding such a party upon my purchase and installation of a bidet, I thought it might be cheeky to serve snacks high in fiber and roughage, such as fresh fruits and vegetables, and cocktails made with prune juice (though those wouldn't be the only beverages). Would you partake of such refrershments?

Yes

9%

206 votes

I'd want more details on what produce, etc. is being served.

10%

228 votes

Uncertain

21%

493 votes

No (and I might not even attend such a pary, regardless how much I may like/appreciate/respect its host)

60%

1,373 votes

5. If you would attend such a party and you're the type of person who likes to bring a gift to the host of a party you attend, have you any ideas for a gift you'd give the host of the type of party I propopse?

Yes

7%

158 votes

Unsure

21%

474 votes

No

32%

741 votes

I'd not attend, or if I would, I'm not a gift-bringing party-goer.

40%

927 votes

Results for - A Bidet Party?

1. I've long wanted to buy a bidet and install a bidet onto my apartment's toilet in order to save money on buying toilet paper and maintain possibly better hygiene on the areas of my body where I apply toilet paper. Do you have a bidet, or have you used one?

3. If invited to a party to celebrate the purchase and installation of a bidet onto a toilet of a friend/acquaintance/work colleague/family member/fellow congregant at the house of worship you attend, would you go to it?

5. If you would attend such a party and you're the type of person who likes to bring a gift to the host of a party you attend, have you any ideas for a gift you'd give the host of the type of party I propopse?

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