Results: The Screwiest Thing I Ever Bought?: The Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube

Are you familiar with telepreacher/best-selling author Joel Osteen?

A friend recently hipped me to Osteen's Inspiration Cube, a speaker-includive unit programed with 365 brief affirmations, as many slightly longer inspirational monologues and 52 sermons of the length he gives to the congregation he leads in Houston, Texas. If only for a laugh, would you be interested in owning such a thing?

This survey's title is a bit incorrect. I didn't technically purchase a cube but donatied to Osteen's, ahem, ministry for it. My friend who told me of it said a commercial he saw mentioned it's available for a gift of any size. Another ad for it says it retails for $39.95; on Osteen's website, the smallest suggested offering is $50. I gave a dollar and got one! Considering the spiritual value of his work, do you think I paid too little, too much, or just enough?

Osteen facially reminds me of Batman's arch nemesis, The Joker. He's not the only preacher of unbiblical prosperity gospel hooey who puts me in mind of that villian though. So does Robert Tilton, seen in the question's accompanying video with flatulent sound effects. Who do you think more resembles The Joker?