Results: Knock, knock! Who's There?
If you have a funny knock, knock joke that you think the TW community has not heard, will you leave it in the comments section?
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"A possible source of the joke is William Shakespeare's Macbeth; first performed in 1606. In Act 2, Scene 3 the porter is very hungover from the previous night. During his monologue he uses a variation of the joke as a refrain while he is speaking: Knock, knock! Who's there, i' the name of Beelzebub? Here's a farmer, that hanged himself on the expectation of plenty: come in time; have napkins enow about you; here you'll sweat for't. Knock, knock! Who's there, in the other devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale; who committed treason enough for God's sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven: O, come in, equivocator." Are you aware of this origin source for the Knock, Knock joke?
Yes
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185 votes
No
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2081 votes
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Have you ever told a Knock, Knock joke? Yes
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1609 votes
No
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657 votes
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Knocks are every where. From this list of movies, check off the ones you like: Knock Knock
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477 votes
Knocked Up
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576 votes
The Tommyknockers
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408 votes
Opportunity knocks
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482 votes
Other (please specify)
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6 votes
Not Applicable
47%
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1072 votes
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And from these songs, choose the ones you like: Knockin' on heaven's door -- Bob Dylan
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1201 votes
Knock on wood -- James Taylor
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459 votes
A Love Like Yours (Don't Come Knocking Everyday) -- Ike and Tina Turner
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208 votes
Nothing Knocks Me Over -- Chumbawamba
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89 votes
Knock On Any Door -- Jackson Browne
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129 votes
Mama Said Knock You Out -- Tech N9ne, Five Finger Death Punch, LL Cool J
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263 votes
Knock Knock -- The Hives
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57 votes
Knock It Off -- K-Ci & JoJo
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62 votes
Hard Knocks -- Joe Cocker
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173 votes
Knock 'Em Dead, Kid -- Mötley Crüe
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127 votes
Knock! Knock! (Who's There?) -- The Orlons
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69 votes
You Don't Knock -- Don Gibson
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56 votes
Knocking 'Em Down -- Iggy Pop
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64 votes
Not Applicable
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691 votes
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