Results: You Want Randomness? Even If You Didn't Ask For Any, Here Some Is!
1.
1.
Were you to get for your living space a jukebox that plays physical media, what would you prefer it play?
7-inch vinyl records
15%
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76 votes
Compact discs
22%
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109 votes
How about at least one of each?
20%
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101 votes
Neither!
36%
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181 votes
I already have at least one (and may comment about it).
7%
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35 votes
2.
2.
Have you ever dreamed you...
...ate something you never have eaten while you're awake?
7%
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33 votes
...heard a song...?
14%
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69 votes
...had been kidnapped?
5%
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25 votes
...committed a crime?
8%
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39 votes
...were offered a beverage?
6%
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28 votes
...spoke with a celebrity (however you define "celebrity")?
10%
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50 votes
...watched television (whether it's a show you'd watch while you're awake, one that exists in real life that you'd never watched, and/or one only existing in your dream)?
4%
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21 votes
...kissed a stranger?
9%
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43 votes
...felt a pain such that it awakened you?
14%
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70 votes
...were sleeping, and something woke you up?
28%
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140 votes
All the above
5%
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23 votes
"Maybe" to at least one of the above
45%
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225 votes
3.
3.
You are in a position where someone is going to throw a pie in your face. There's no avoiding it; it's gong to happen! But, you are allowed to choose what kind of pastry is tossed at your piehole. What kind would you choose?
One filled solely with whipped cream or a facsimile there, such as Cool Whip
29%
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147 votes
Fruit (with or without top crust)
6%
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30 votes
Creme/cream or pudding (see previous crust qualification)
15%
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74 votes
Mincemeat (with or without animal protein)
1%
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6 votes
A savory pot pie, not frozen, but not so hot as to burn/scald flesh
1%
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6 votes
Anther type unlisted above
6%
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30 votes
Whatever kind that's easiest to clean up
21%
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105 votes
Could I pay someone or make another non-humiliating nor -corrupting arrangement to altogether avoid being a pie target? Please?!
21%
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104 votes
4.
4.
Were someone to right now ask you "What's your problem?," how would you respond?
By describing in the most graphic detail possible a problem with your body in an effort to sicken/disgust/nauseate the person asking
5%
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27 votes
Taking a similar approach as the above reply, but involving a problem with another aspect of your life, in an effort to bore your interlocutor
7%
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33 votes
State "Your face, for starters!"
5%
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26 votes
Ask back., "What's YOURS?!"
13%
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64 votes
it would depend on who's asking and in what tone the question's articulated.
52%
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263 votes
Another answer I'll provide in a comment.
18%
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89 votes
5.
5.
Aren't you glad this last question has fewer answer options than the four preceding it? Yes
50%
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251 votes
Uncommitted/I don' care one way or another.
29%
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148 votes
No
21%
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103 votes
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