Results: D*uchebag criteria? The definitive survey
Published on 06/05/2012
QUESTIONS
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1.
1.
Your favorite band is:
Dave Matthews
8%
274 votes
Nickelback
14%
489 votes
Not Nickelback
79%
2823 votes
2.
2.
Your favorite pie is: Apple
53%
1906 votes
Cherry
20%
731 votes
Mom's
15%
523 votes
American
12%
426 votes
3.
3.
Your body is: A Temple
17%
604 votes
A Work in progress
79%
2819 votes
Covered in spray tan and Axe
5%
163 votes
4.
4.
You wear sunglasses: When driving
16%
587 votes
At the beach
10%
367 votes
When it's sunny
66%
2377 votes
Indoors and at night
7%
255 votes
5.
5.
You think collars are for: Ties
38%
1370 votes
Dogs
47%
1688 votes
Priests
7%
262 votes
Popping
7%
266 votes
6.
6.
You wear a shirt: To get served
12%
442 votes
To make a statement
18%
637 votes
To go to work
55%
1966 votes
Infrequently
15%
541 votes
7.
7.
Dane Cook is: Awful
28%
1020 votes
A blatant rip-off artist
14%
491 votes
Dane who?
37%
1324 votes
No Tucker Max
10%
368 votes
God
11%
383 votes
8.
8.
Abercrombie and Fitch is: A Victorian legal firm
79%
2850 votes
Your employer
6%
221 votes
Your credit card's issuing bank
7%
249 votes
Your employer AND your credit card's issuing bank
7%
266 votes
9.
9.
In your Facebook picture you are: Smiling
68%
2421 votes
Serious
22%
782 votes
Pounding a beer
4%
135 votes
Showing your abs
1%
40 votes
Flexing your bicep
1%
34 votes
Pounding, flexing and shirtless
5%
174 votes
10.
10.
'Yo', 'Bro' and 'Dude' are: Not part of your vocabulary
27%
957 votes
Things you'd say occasionally, ironically
59%
2119 votes
The first words out of your mouth
14%
510 votes
11.
11.
And finally: Movie theaters are for: Watching movies
84%
3017 votes
Making out
8%
301 votes
Snacking
3%
101 votes
Texting and talking on the phone, why? gotta problem with that?
5%
167 votes
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