Results: Looking for a new name?
Published on 05/21/2016
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Came across some very funny nicknames; I'm sure that we know at least one person that fits one of these names: From the list choose the nicknames that remind you of someone you know, even if it's yourself:
1. Wednesday -- For the middle child.
11%
205 votes
2. Little Marco -- Donald Trump's nickname for Marco Rubio
8%
158 votes
3. Walking Dictionary -- For someone who knows everything.
27%
504 votes
4. Two Story -- For when you have to look up at someone to talk to them.
9%
172 votes
5. Internet Explorer -- For that friend that always takes an eternity to react.
7%
123 votes
6. The Incredible Sulk -- What they called the Hulk when he was three. (One who cries or mopes)
8%
152 votes
7. Saturday Night -- Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.
6%
116 votes
8. Stalker365 -- For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...
4%
68 votes
9. Monday -- For someone who's a total drag.
6%
108 votes
10. Benign Chickenhatch -- I think you know who I'm talking about.
1%
26 votes
N/A
53%
988 votes
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Additionally, here are 10 random true to life diseases: Please check off the ones you think you might suffer with:
1. Globophobia -- The fear of balloons
3%
60 votes
2. Acerophobia -- Fear of sourness or sour things
3%
58 votes
3. Cacophobia -- Fear of ugliness.
3%
60 votes
4. Deipnophobia -- Fear of dinner parties.
5%
91 votes
5. Cotard's Syndrome -- A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse.
3%
53 votes
6. Food Neophobia -- The extreme fear of new foods
4%
67 votes
7. Lanchonophobia -- The fear of vegetables.
2%
28 votes
8. Witzelsucht -- Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments
5%
84 votes
9. Slapped-Face Disease -- It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
2%
44 votes
10. Collywobbles -- A bellyache or butterflies in the stomach.
8%
154 votes
N/A
73%
1365 votes
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Lastly, are ten random actual jobs that exist or once did: Check off the ones you would like to do for work:
Dittybopper -- Someone who communicates by Morse Code
6%
103 votes
Groom of the King's Close Stool -- A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom
3%
51 votes
Bosser Arounder -- Someone who tells you what you can and can't d
9%
163 votes
Rectangular Affairs Analyst -- Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling
4%
66 votes
Penetration Tester -- One who ensures the online integrity or security of a networ
5%
96 votes
Funeral Clown No, seriously, it's a job -- Your guess is as good as mine
3%
57 votes
Merch Girl or Guy -- They're "with the band"
6%
111 votes
Knocker-up - Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up.
8%
156 votes
Scullery Maid -- The lowest rung on the ladder of house work
7%
128 votes
Chick Sexor -- Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks.
4%
72 votes
N/A
66%
1239 votes
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