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Condiment Puns

Published on 11/04/2025
By: sylviefb
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Literature
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I came up with these myself, so don't expect too much. Your responses will be rating the puns.
1. If an army officer musters his troops . . . when they have assembled, are they mustard? Your rating, please?

If an army officer musters his troops . . . when they have assembled, are they mustard? Your rating, please?
2. If you were lagging behind in a race of any sort, would you have hopes you would eventually ketchup? Your rating, please?

If you were lagging behind in a race of any sort, would you have hopes you would eventually ketchup? Your rating, please?
3. If a person punches someone more than once, is it still called a salt? Your rating, please?

If a person punches someone more than once, is it still called a salt? Your rating, please?
4. A toddler didn't recognize an insect that was buzzing around him, and asked, "Was sat?" Still confused after being told it was a bee, he inquired, "Wasabi?" Your rating, please?

A toddler didn't recognize an insect that was buzzing around him, and asked,
5. Which pun did you appreciate the most?

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