Results: A New Era
Published on 09/08/2025
Just in case you missed it (meaning I wasn't actually the last person on the planet to get the news), Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have announced their engagement. They seem like bright, hardworking, talented people, and I wish them well.
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Have been told that legions of Swifties are still jumping up and down and squealing in delight. But you have to wonder how they will feel about her music once the honeymoon is over. Because the subject matter is bound to change, right? Anyway. I have some ideas for her future song writing efforts. Did you ever experience any of these adjustments to living with your partner?
Toothpaste Tube Torment- squeezing from the middle vs. the end of the tube, losing the cap, and/or putting the tube in the cabinet with the cap facing the wrong direction...
11%
214 votes
Wet Towel Worries- the moment one (or both) realize hotel housekeeping is not going to come and pick up those wet towels from the bathroom floor...
8%
156 votes
The Dishwasher Dilemma- someone cannot load a dishwasher properly to save his life. Dedicated to the one who removes one clean cup and leaves the rest of the dishes in the machine...
12%
232 votes
The Honey Do We Have Any Milk/Where Are My Keys Blues- the title says it all...
10%
195 votes
Bathroom Sink Standoff- little, tiny hairs in the sink after shaving. Add a verse about the dried-up shaving cream on the side of the capless can...
12%
245 votes
Holiday Horrors- where do we go for Thanksgiving and Christmas? And who the heck gets Mother's Day!?!?!
8%
167 votes
The Blanket Brawl- extra angst if some one also hogs more than their fair share of the bed and/or snores like the Midnight Special roaring down the tracks..
13%
266 votes
The Thermostat Wars- no explanation required....
16%
322 votes
What Do You Mean You Forgot To Fill The Gas Tank?- the one no one will ever win...
4%
87 votes
The Jam Jam- Smucker's or Welch's? Also: Folger's or Maxwell House? Sweet tea or unsweetened? Heinz ketchup or Hunt's. Dukes or Blue Plate mayo? Crest or Colgate?
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Not Applicable
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1056 votes
Why Do We Have 47 Different Kinds of Hot Sauce When He Only Seems To Use Cholula Question
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Let's face it. Swifties may relate to angsting over that cute guy who doesn't notice they exist. They may aspire to be the woman of many eras. They may yearn to have that fairy tale they imagine Swift lives. But, boy howdy. There is a world of difference between living together and living together married. Do you have any advice for the happy couple?
Yes
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No
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Undecided
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Not Applicable
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615 votes
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