Results: Today as I start this survey, it is yet another Monday. We had snow for the past 4 days that wasn't in the forecast. I need something to cheer me up.
Published on 03/29/2024
I collect witty sayings and try to invent my own. Here are some of the more amusing, groan or though provoking ones. Have a good week.
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1.
We have a problem with people leaving food out for the coyotes. As a result of this it is now dangerous to let our dog off the leash at any time, especially as it is getting dark. I think anyone caught feeding the wildlife should be sent to the zoo. Do you agree?
Yes
49%
562 votes
No
16%
186 votes
Undecided
18%
206 votes
Not Applicable
16%
182 votes
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2.
This sign is for when you just have to go and don't care who goes with you or who you meet when you get there. The way things are going, this sign is going to have to get even bigger. Do you agree?
Yes
52%
591 votes
No
13%
148 votes
Undecided
18%
204 votes
Not Applicable
17%
193 votes
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3.
This employee might get a raise, get fired or get transferred to head office. I think this sign will be noticed more than the one the boss had in mind so a raise would seem appropriate - agreed?
Yes
52%
592 votes
No
13%
150 votes
Undecided
19%
218 votes
Not Applicable
15%
176 votes
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4.
This one should be hung in the room where they train staff in customer service. Have you ever calmed down after being told by someone (anyone) to calm down?
Yes
36%
413 votes
No
30%
338 votes
Undecided
16%
184 votes
Not Applicable
18%
201 votes
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5.
This last one has been added specifically to irritate the people who complain if my surveys are more than 4 questions long. Will you enjoy a drink after completing this survey?
Yes
27%
309 votes
No
39%
441 votes
Undecided
15%
166 votes
Not Applicable
19%
220 votes
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