Results for - Things you should probably never say

I'm not lazy, my life is on energy saving mode

1. I was going to ask one of my law enforcement friends, "Hey how is business?" But what would they say? Busy or slow. Slow is not good for them, boring I am sure, busy means crime is up. From there I came up with this list, which ones do you like?

To a Starbucks employee: What's brewin?

24%

432 votes

To a Chiropractor: What's crackin?

21%

387 votes

To a janitor: Things pickin up for ya?

13%

239 votes

To a prostitute: How's tricks?

14%

254 votes

To a lifeguard: How is the ebb and flow of life?

8%

139 votes

To an airline stewardess: What's up?

14%

255 votes

To a veterinarian: Cat got your tongue?

18%

316 votes

To an angel: Halo, how are you?

9%

171 votes

To Dale Evans and Roy Rogers: Howdy!

9%

169 votes

To an English teacher: Sup?

10%

173 votes

To an optometrist: Look who it is!

11%

206 votes

To an airline pilot: Hi Jack!

12%

209 votes

N/A

48%

872 votes

Other (please specify)

1%

10 votes

2. Have you ever said something you shouldn't of, to someone, along the lines of question 1?

Yes

29%

526 votes

No

39%

709 votes

Undecided

16%

291 votes

Not Applicable

15%

276 votes