Results: Things you should probably never say
Published on 01/11/2016
I'm not lazy, my life is on energy saving mode
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I was going to ask one of my law enforcement friends, "Hey how is business?" But what would they say? Busy or slow. Slow is not good for them, boring I am sure, busy means crime is up. From there I came up with this list, which ones do you like?
To a Starbucks employee: What's brewin?
24%
432 votes
To a Chiropractor: What's crackin?
21%
387 votes
To a janitor: Things pickin up for ya?
13%
239 votes
To a prostitute: How's tricks?
14%
254 votes
To a lifeguard: How is the ebb and flow of life?
8%
139 votes
To an airline stewardess: What's up?
14%
255 votes
To a veterinarian: Cat got your tongue?
18%
316 votes
To an angel: Halo, how are you?
9%
171 votes
To Dale Evans and Roy Rogers: Howdy!
9%
169 votes
To an English teacher: Sup?
10%
173 votes
To an optometrist: Look who it is!
11%
206 votes
To an airline pilot: Hi Jack!
12%
209 votes
N/A
48%
872 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
10 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 0.10% | 4 | |
| Funny | 0.03% | 1 |
| I hope you are a teenager. I can't imagine an adult even considering these rude things. | 0.03% | 1 |
| I like them all | 0.03% | 1 |
| None, make up my own | 0.03% | 1 |
| hello how are you today | 0.03% | 1 |
| none. I'm sure they have heard these a million times and are not amused. | 0.03% | 1 |
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Have you ever said something you shouldn't of, to someone, along the lines of question 1?
Yes
29%
526 votes
No
39%
709 votes
Undecided
16%
291 votes
Not Applicable
15%
276 votes
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