Results: IF: Chicken RPG
Published on 04/28/2025
Congratulations! You are now a chicken.
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1.
1.
To start your new life as the greatest animal ever, choose which chicken you'd like to be: answers are based on the image from upper-left to lower-right.
Wyandotte
11%
245 votes
Silkie
21%
454 votes
Yokohama (Phoenix)
17%
369 votes
Orpington
16%
357 votes
Mille Fleur
10%
226 votes
Ayam Cemani
18%
390 votes
Other (please specify)
7%
159 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 3.27% | 72 | |
| none | 0.91% | 20 |
| na | 0.64% | 14 |
| n/a | 0.36% | 8 |
| Rhode Island Red | 0.18% | 4 |
| ROOSTER | 0.14% | 3 |
| No | 0.14% | 3 |
| Aucun | 0.09% | 2 |
| none! | 0.05% | 1 |
| No idea which word belongs to which picture | 0.05% | 1 |
| dont know different chickens | 0.05% | 1 |
| Whichever one won't be on the Menu. | 0.05% | 1 |
| I don't want to be a chicken, literally or figuratively. | 0.05% | 1 |
| What?! | 0.05% | 1 |
| It wont be a chicken!! | 0.05% | 1 |
| banty | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't want to be a chicken thanks | 0.05% | 1 |
| dont know | 0.05% | 1 |
| xyz | 0.05% | 1 |
| dhgthghaeha | 0.05% | 1 |
| any | 0.05% | 1 |
| Chicken little | 0.05% | 1 |
| horse | 0.05% | 1 |
| Black French Copper Mahran. | 0.05% | 1 |
| R | 0.05% | 1 |
| none thank you | 0.05% | 1 |
| ... | 0.05% | 1 |
| No comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| None. I'm terrified of chickens | 0.05% | 1 |
| Don't want to be a chicken. | 0.05% | 1 |
| do not know | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't want to be a chicken | 0.05% | 1 |
| Whichever rooster is least likely to enter the food chain or get picked off by a fox or hawk (if they're free range).. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Who cares. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Fried | 0.05% | 1 |
| No thanks | 0.05% | 1 |
| Black Australope | 0.05% | 1 |
| unknown | 0.05% | 1 |
| No chicken for me.i would rather be a cat | 0.05% | 1 |
| I can't decide | 0.05% | 1 |
| Do not know and do not care | 0.05% | 1 |
2.
2.
Now you must choose a home. Where would you live if you were a chicken?
On a Farm where you'd make friends with lots of animals
45%
984 votes
Backyard with a few animal friends
27%
589 votes
Indoors with your human friends
15%
333 votes
Jungle. the original chicken home
9%
194 votes
Other (please specify)
5%
100 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 2.64% | 58 | |
| na | 0.50% | 11 |
| N/A | 0.36% | 8 |
| NONE | 0.32% | 7 |
| No | 0.14% | 3 |
| Not Applicable | 0.09% | 2 |
| Indoors with both human and animal friends. | 0.05% | 1 |
| ghgshg | 0.05% | 1 |
| Aucun | 0.05% | 1 |
| Je ne veux pas tre une poule | 0.05% | 1 |
| not playing well with others | 0.05% | 1 |
| Chicken houses are small and cramped. I need a much bigger home then these could offer. | 0.05% | 1 |
| In a coupe with Rob and Margaret feeding me. | 0.05% | 1 |
| NA This is stupid. | 0.05% | 1 |
| That island with the wild pigs lol | 0.05% | 1 |
| No comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| Taj Mahal | 0.05% | 1 |
3.
3.
As a chicken, what would you eat?
Chicken Feed
46%
1022 votes
Bugs, Reptiles, and Small Mammals
19%
418 votes
Fresh Greens such as Lettuce, Carrots, and Celery
50%
1098 votes
My Human's Meal Leftovers
19%
410 votes
Other (please specify)
5%
105 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 1.83% | 56 | |
| na | 0.36% | 11 |
| N/A | 0.26% | 8 |
| NONE | 0.20% | 6 |
| All of the above! | 0.07% | 2 |
| No | 0.07% | 2 |
| Macaroni, and I'll lay amazingly. | 0.03% | 1 |
| Any | 0.03% | 1 |
| Corn | 0.03% | 1 |
| any dish that does not have chicken in it | 0.03% | 1 |
| fafg | 0.03% | 1 |
| Aucun | 0.03% | 1 |
| Je ne veux pas tre une poule | 0.03% | 1 |
| A mixture of the above? | 0.03% | 1 |
| Whatever chickens eat | 0.03% | 1 |
| Somethin Non GMO!! | 0.03% | 1 |
| Not Applicable | 0.03% | 1 |
| Not going with the Chicken bit sorry. | 0.03% | 1 |
| dont know | 0.03% | 1 |
| really stupid!! | 0.03% | 1 |
| Only the best | 0.03% | 1 |
| A mixture of nice green grass and chicken feed | 0.03% | 1 |
| You forgot NA option | 0.03% | 1 |
| Corn, nuts, berries | 0.03% | 1 |
| No comment | 0.03% | 1 |
| Steak please | 0.03% | 1 |
4.
4.
Oh no, a fox has appeared! Defend yourself!
Peck at it
10%
226 votes
Scratch it with your spurs
16%
353 votes
Squawk loudly so your human will come protect you
30%
660 votes
Run away and hope it doesn't catch you
18%
392 votes
Use the laser sword you obtained when you reached level 5
20%
450 votes
Other (please specify)
5%
119 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 2.68% | 59 | |
| na | 0.59% | 13 |
| N/A | 0.32% | 7 |
| NONE | 0.27% | 6 |
| No | 0.09% | 2 |
| all of the above | 0.05% | 1 |
| It got past the barbed wire, snakes, etc.? Rob shoots them. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Get the attention of the other backyard friends for help. | 0.05% | 1 |
| no idea | 0.05% | 1 |
| As my human self a double barrel taser with long range. I would want to kill just maim or scare. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Not Applicable | 0.05% | 1 |
| ???????????????? | 0.05% | 1 |
| the fox can't get to me. because his imagination isn't as good as mine | 0.05% | 1 |
| Pull the Emergency cord and back up while your ACME Defense Anvil squishes the fox to death | 0.05% | 1 |
| fly | 0.05% | 1 |
| Both beak, spurs, and whatever else is available | 0.05% | 1 |
| Aucun | 0.05% | 1 |
| SGHSTHA | 0.05% | 1 |
| move | 0.05% | 1 |
| Fly up into a tree. | 0.05% | 1 |
| fly up to a rooftop that is high enough so that the fox cannot get me | 0.05% | 1 |
| Do not know | 0.05% | 1 |
| garbage!! | 0.05% | 1 |
| The 1st four | 0.05% | 1 |
| mace if it comwe any closer | 0.05% | 1 |
| I ll mixture of running away and having my human rescue me and using my laser | 0.05% | 1 |
| Shoot it | 0.05% | 1 |
| Or make friends with the fox | 0.05% | 1 |
| It's OK, he is outside the chicken-wire fence. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Befriend it. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Hope it ll be my friend and stay put | 0.05% | 1 |
| No comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| Laser sword?:! | 0.05% | 1 |
| Pet it | 0.05% | 1 |
| Make friends with it | 0.05% | 1 |
| Fart at it. | 0.05% | 1 |
| Pull out my M-16 | 0.05% | 1 |
5.
5.
Whew, that was close! Let's see, you have shelter, food, and safety, what else does a chicken need? Oh yes, an occupation! How would you change the world as a chicken?
N/A
0%
7 votes
lay more eggs
0%
6 votes
NA
0%
6 votes
Not sure
0%
4 votes
none
0%
4 votes
Water
0%
3 votes
No idea
0%
2 votes
don't know
0%
2 votes
No
0%
2 votes
Be kind
0%
2 votes
get rid of KFC
0%
2 votes
I wouldn't
0%
2 votes
i have no idea
0%
2 votes
Become leader of the world....AND......FREE beef and pork for EVERYONE!
0%
1 votes
We were not able as humans
0%
1 votes
make eggs much cheaper
0%
1 votes
A nice nest to lay eggs in
0%
1 votes
Feed the world with my eggs
0%
1 votes
can not imagine, sorry
0%
1 votes
Turn it red!
0%
1 votes
Peck Trump's eyeballs out.
0%
1 votes
I would make sure everyone has a place to live and food to eat
0%
1 votes
Not write stupid suvs
0%
1 votes
I'd quit crossing the road!
0%
1 votes
Just start plucking everybody and everything
0%
1 votes
How about before I changete wor; as a rooster, i get a hen, settle down and rais some chicks?!
0%
1 votes
make lots of eggs
0%
1 votes
Perform act, and become a celebrity.
0%
1 votes
Go choke a chicken
0%
1 votes
Lay 3 eggs a day to help with the current high egg prices
0%
1 votes
Pet
0%
1 votes
They need emojis for comments
0%
1 votes
Tasty fried chicken with big breasts
0%
1 votes
Be kind and watch over all chickens.
0%
1 votes
not get eaten
0%
1 votes
I'm not really sure
0%
1 votes
companionship
0%
1 votes
I would start a food franchise where chick-filet was run by chickens but the chicks served were your human chicky-babies like valet girls..
0%
1 votes
Chickens of the world, unite!
0%
1 votes
I would teach the world to scratch for food and live for the moment.
0%
1 votes
First fire out how to solve global warming
0%
1 votes
egg laying of coourse
0%
1 votes
I would vote my conscience (as i do now) therefore proving that i am NOT in fact a chicken. Lol
0%
1 votes
sqwak
0%
1 votes
I would be an artist and use my lovely feet to paint masterpieces that would move the world.
0%
1 votes
Entertainment
0%
1 votes
would have free nuggets day!
0%
1 votes
Fresh grain all day long every day
0%
1 votes
Mate
0%
1 votes
Stay like a chicken
0%
1 votes
Put my self in
0%
1 votes
Be kind to everyone
0%
1 votes
Bring piece among all the chickens
0%
1 votes
kindness, free range good food,freedom to roam
0%
1 votes
raise egg prices
0%
1 votes
One egg at a time.
0%
1 votes
World peace
0%
1 votes
cluck a lot
0%
1 votes
This was a stupid poll. But thanks for the points.
0%
1 votes
Make humans nicer
0%
1 votes
Eat more beef !
0%
1 votes
Breed as many offspring as possible and hope that we don't get domesticated by a human.
0%
1 votes
I need a family.
0%
1 votes
Make the world a better place and a bit safer
0%
1 votes
make peace throughout the world
0%
1 votes
lollllllllll
0%
1 votes
I'd cross the street
0%
1 votes
I would teach them to eat beef.
0%
1 votes
Use AI to speak to the humans and geneticists to make bigger chickens, think elephant size!
0%
1 votes
uhmm too early for me
0%
1 votes
I would promote animal advocacy and teach people how to be kind to animals.
0%
1 votes
I would declare that introverts should be left alone in piece without interference from the general public unless specified
0%
1 votes
Guard the farm and make sure no gets hurt
0%
1 votes
Haha!The job of waking people up in the morning to go to work
0%
1 votes
I would try to find a way to reduce the human population
0%
1 votes
be a kind chicken
0%
1 votes
I have absolutely no idea.
0%
1 votes
give them eggs
0%
1 votes
I would convince the world to stop eating me and others.
0%
1 votes
become a fashion model
0%
1 votes
Lay eggs for food and future chicks
0%
1 votes
No more chicken dinners
0%
1 votes
do not allow animals to be kept in tight cages and are not let outside. This is what I believe is why we have the bird flu. and many other issues with the chickens . Cooperation's are taking over farming .
0%
1 votes
Not a clue.
0%
1 votes
ha ha
0%
1 votes
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
0%
1 votes
Make sure all eggs are free.
0%
1 votes
Cat
0%
1 votes
No more poverty
0%
1 votes
crap on DJT
0%
1 votes
My chicken would be a beef checker! I would change the world and have eveyone eat BEEF.
0%
1 votes
negotiate
0%
1 votes
I would have to work in a spa so I could scratch peoples backs!!!
0%
1 votes
I would make the people vegetarians
0%
1 votes
friends
0%
1 votes
I really have to think about it.
0%
1 votes
Get humans to eat more cows
0%
1 votes
none stay the same
0%
1 votes
By not being a chicken.
0%
1 votes
Get rid of the terrible radical progressives who want to make our country Marxist. Then nobody will have anything just the rich.
0%
1 votes
Protest in front of restaurants that serve chicken?
0%
1 votes
peck away at the hateful ones in our human society
0%
1 votes
Don t know
0%
1 votes
Help people be kind
0%
1 votes
I would send all the dictators into outer space in my chickenship.
0%
1 votes
I wouldn't change anything
0%
1 votes
Stupid
0%
1 votes
crossing guard
0%
1 votes
Be peaceful
0%
1 votes
Never thought of that.
0%
1 votes
I would encourage people to eat more vegetables.
0%
1 votes
be indoors
0%
1 votes
Protector of the hen house.
0%
1 votes
No one ever reads these answers because it s too much to scroll down and down and down and down to get to the comments
0%
1 votes
its a chicken
0%
1 votes
I would be a farmer growing my crops and planting them
0%
1 votes
Life is good
0%
1 votes
deport all the commies
0%
1 votes
Peace and love
0%
1 votes
No comment
0%
1 votes
Be a chicken tiktoker
0%
1 votes
no idea..
0%
1 votes
Playground
0%
1 votes
I would give healthy eggs to everyone because choline in eggs in one of the most important nutrients!
0%
1 votes
As long as I'm not anyone's meal, I'd change the word with my squawks and my good looks by becoming a video shorts star and making everyone smile!
0%
1 votes
This question is too hard for me
0%
1 votes
j
0%
1 votes
feed the world
0%
1 votes
Get fried
0%
1 votes
Make sure everyone is nice and friendly to each other, and helpful too.
0%
1 votes
hard to say
0%
1 votes
I would become a chicken model and strut my stuff
0%
1 votes
To get along with people.
0%
1 votes
just good nutrition
0%
1 votes
by laying lots of delicious eggs and being a fabulous bird
0%
1 votes
free food
0%
1 votes
Make sure you have lots of different friends
0%
1 votes
Have Chickens Rule
0%
1 votes
T would gtve chickens more freedom to roam anywhere.
0%
1 votes
Lay eggs and price them at a low cost then they are now in the stores.
0%
1 votes
Teach humans that there are healthy, delicious vegetarian and vegan foods well worth at least trying! I think you will be surprised by how much you love them!
0%
1 votes
love and a partner
0%
1 votes
HEN
0%
1 votes
Eliminate chicken as a dinner option
0%
1 votes
What can I do I am a Chicken .............................
0%
1 votes
Lay more eggs so they wouldn't be so expensive.
0%
1 votes
By pecking at the people I do not like
0%
1 votes
I would tap into my DNA and activate my raptor genes. Grrrrrr.
0%
1 votes
Have people stop eating me
0%
1 votes
get rid of trump and his cronies.
0%
1 votes
I would attack Donald Trump, Vance and Musk and peck their eyes out. Then I would attack anyone wearing a red ball cap.
0%
1 votes
I couldn't, I'd lay eggs and hope no one eats me
0%
1 votes
peck at politicians
0%
1 votes
make sure no chickens get killed
0%
1 votes
I would make friends with the other animals and chickens.
0%
1 votes
I would lay lots of eggs.
0%
1 votes
LOTS OF SPACE .i AM NOT A FARMER I ile here in new york so no farming allowed in city limits
0%
1 votes
I would be the worlds greatest hero
0%
1 votes
I would feed them eggs--a great source of protein.
0%
1 votes
Any chickens I have heard about (or owned) eventually become destined for the "pot".
0%
1 votes
great
0%
1 votes
A companion(s).
0%
1 votes
I would be a pet to a nice family
0%
1 votes
Love all animals and humans
0%
1 votes
weird
0%
1 votes
I would run for World Leader and promote biomass methane digestors. Chicken poop to energy.
0%
1 votes
i would act like a pet and try to sit in my humans lap .
0%
1 votes
Crow
0%
1 votes
Write stories.
0%
1 votes
LOL!
0%
1 votes
Can't think of anything
0%
1 votes
lol
0%
1 votes
oh just keep on laying ...
0%
1 votes
hmm
0%
1 votes
I'd cross the road to see what was available as far as opportunities
0%
1 votes
By being the most loving, compassionate, empathetic chicken ever!
0%
1 votes
Head Security Advisor, Purdue Farms (LOL)
0%
1 votes
Do what a chicken does best - provide food for free.
0%
1 votes
Quack Quack
0%
1 votes
My world as a chicken would be safe as a police office, make sure no one hurts a person or chicken and our community is safe and there are no criminals around.
0%
1 votes
the US president
0%
1 votes
Couldn't change much, I'm just a chicken.
0%
1 votes
I have no idea. I don't think a chicken can change the world.
0%
1 votes
Lay more eggs than any chicken ever.
0%
1 votes
Ban chicken as a food source.
0%
1 votes
I d feed eggs to the hungry around the world.
0%
1 votes
This was so much fun!
0%
1 votes
As a chicken? I wouldn't.
0%
1 votes
Make everyone more friendly and kind.
0%
1 votes
Stop eating chicken...lol
0%
1 votes
Id be too busy napping
0%
1 votes
I'd be the friendly chicken and be an ambassador for all chicken kind.
0%
1 votes
I would supply as many eggs possible to feed people.
0%
1 votes
I would get rid of all my predators!
0%
1 votes
I would remind everyone the value of my eggs
0%
1 votes
BE an example as a compassionate person so others follow suit.
0%
1 votes
no change
0%
1 votes
I'd fire Trump and all his minions.
0%
1 votes
SUPER CHICKEN
0%
1 votes
eat less eggs
0%
1 votes
Try to build lots of houses for everybody, chicken included
0%
1 votes
I would hope to lay golden eggs.
0%
1 votes
You must need points bad to make such a useless survey. I refuse to a swe just for gp.
0%
1 votes
Eat the humans lol
0%
1 votes
I would work on getting better quality of life and treatment for my other fine feathered friends and fellow animals
0%
1 votes
Make it a happier place
0%
1 votes
In Canada run for the position of Prime Minister, In the US. Trump's Job
0%
1 votes
I would ensure that everyone was a vegetarian
0%
1 votes
I refuse to be a Chicken...so I guess as a human: I will lead with kindness, vote, protest when necessary and continue NOT to eat chickens, my fellow humans who chose to be chickens for this poll can have very long lives. Cheers!
0%
1 votes
Unite with other chickens for egg production.
0%
1 votes
lay golden eggs
0%
1 votes
have a safe enclosed pen for them to graze in, always give the best feed and let them free range when protected
0%
1 votes
Provide for the needy, real shortage of eggs I hear.
0%
1 votes
Advocate veganism!!
0%
1 votes
Love
0%
1 votes
Make chicken soup
0%
1 votes
To teach the world that we make better mates than dinner plates.
0%
1 votes
Give my eggs to the poor.
0%
1 votes
2 drumsticks, 2 wings, 2 breasts, and (the best!) 2 thighs
0%
1 votes
Make the price of eggs cheaper!
0%
1 votes
I also need a mate! I would change the world as a chicken by putting on the billboards: "EAT MORE COW!"
0%
1 votes
eat less chicken
0%
1 votes
Lay lots of eggs so human's can get them for less.
0%
1 votes
How sweet. Chickens are so cute and funny.
0%
1 votes
I would produce more than enough eggs to feed everyone.
0%
1 votes
UNK.
0%
1 votes
love my human
0%
1 votes
This is really silly
0%
1 votes
Just get along with every living thing
0%
1 votes
Don't give eggs
0%
1 votes
Lay more eggs to feed the populations of the world
0%
1 votes
I would eat all the bad bugs and save only the good ones
0%
1 votes
Start a cluck party and peck our way in the world.
0%
1 votes
I love chickens.
0%
1 votes
NO CHICKENS ARE TO BE EATEN ANY LONGER!
0%
1 votes
squauk! buck, buck....
0%
1 votes
Lay a lot of eggs.
0%
1 votes
lay lots and lots of eggs to feed the poor
0%
1 votes
run a KFC
0%
1 votes
being the best there is
0%
1 votes
Lay more eggs so we don't run out and raise the prices so high you can't afford to buy them.
0%
1 votes
Get the world wake early in the morning and do good deeds.
0%
1 votes
Change to world. Why do you assume it needs changing??
0%
1 votes
who knows
0%
1 votes
Try to get everyone to get along
0%
1 votes
No comment but this survey was cute and fun.
0%
1 votes
I would take chicken off of every table and menu
0%
1 votes
Make sure no chicken is ever killed again for food!
0%
1 votes
Lay more eggs and make them cheaper to buy.
0%
1 votes
Je ne veux pas tre un poulet
0%
1 votes
A provider. A leader. A manager.
0%
1 votes
eating men
0%
1 votes
Make more little chickens
0%
1 votes
?K85z5AP
0%
1 votes
I will pick and destroy all non-native plants when nobody is looking.
0%
1 votes
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0%
1 votes
Make me more likable
0%
1 votes
I woild not have eggs , !!!
0%
1 votes
make everyone a vegetarian
0%
1 votes
Make Every One Smile
0%
1 votes
Eat less gmo food
0%
1 votes
I'd squawk at it.
0%
1 votes
Better treatment for egg-laying chickens.
0%
1 votes
Show people how to get along
0%
1 votes
they smell
0%
1 votes
really no idea
0%
1 votes
Keep busy layin eggs
0%
1 votes
Waking up Donald Trump at 3 am by crowing like a rooster
0%
1 votes
Food for everybody
0%
1 votes
I would take away all guns and equipment that would kill my human friends.
0%
1 votes
have more access to beef recipes
0%
1 votes
to be fed every day and given water.
0%
1 votes
Decree that all humans must be vegeta
0%
1 votes
peck out the eyeballs of billionaires
0%
1 votes
Great day
0%
1 votes
like it
0%
1 votes
no like chicken afrade of them
0%
1 votes
Impossible Job
0%
1 votes
I think SEED for everyone!!
0%
1 votes
get rid of the crazies
0%
1 votes
Egg inspector
0%
1 votes
I bond with ither
0%
1 votes
Incredible survey, one cluck peck scratch at a time.
0%
1 votes
don't become dinner
0%
1 votes
I would give my eggs for someone's breakfast.
0%
1 votes
ok
0%
1 votes
I would lay as many eggs as I could so there is enough for the world.
0%
1 votes
That they quit eating me .
0%
1 votes
Reduce the price of eggs...
0%
1 votes
FEED THEM WITH MY BODY
0%
1 votes
cancel Thanksgiving and other holidays
0%
1 votes
Lay my eggs
0%
1 votes
I would make everyone friendlier and happier.
0%
1 votes
lay pure eggs
0%
1 votes
I would say, find a cure for Bird-Flu. We need some help
0%
1 votes
Be Kind, caring to others.
0%
1 votes
Laying eggs and selling them. Not alot of money but it would keep our bellies full.
0%
1 votes
produce more eggs
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Be kind to other chickens and lay lots of eggs.
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I would change how the government works. There would be no president, no federal or state leaders, and no greedy corporate snobs. All persons would pitch in to help each other, to support the environment, and to work together to divide a proportional income distributed by chickens.
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GET RID OF ALL THE DEMOCRATS.!!!
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One egg at a time!
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Finally set the record straight. What came first the chicken or the egg
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Will be everyone's alarm clock that will save their time and energy from the regular one. It will be headache free and you don't have to jump on your phone especially after waking up.
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I would design and make clothing for all the working female chickens in the world.
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I would share posiive quotes
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