Results: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Published on 01/15/2023
Full disclosure -- these are not my jokes. You don't have to be a dog lover to enjoy these, but I guess it sure does help!
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So, the old joke standard "how many (dogs) does it take to change a lightbulb" as answered by specific breeds -- have you any of these dogs in your household or extended family?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
8%
180 votes
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
7%
156 votes
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
5%
115 votes
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
4%
98 votes
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
8%
175 votes
TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
2%
51 votes
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8%
165 votes
None, but I enjoyed these
50%
1107 votes
None and did not enjoy these
23%
511 votes
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How about this next set. Do you have any of these dogs in your home or your extended family?
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
5%
102 votes
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
5%
114 votes
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
5%
107 votes
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.r us.
3%
70 votes
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
4%
95 votes
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
5%
114 votes
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
2%
41 votes
POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
2%
43 votes
None, but I enjoyed these
53%
1175 votes
None, and I didn't enjoy these
25%
546 votes
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Finally these last ones. Do you have any of these in your home or extended family? GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
2%
45 votes
YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
3%
70 votes
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
4%
77 votes
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
3%
62 votes
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
4%
85 votes
SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
5%
108 votes
SHIH TZU – Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.
5%
119 votes
None, but I enjoyed these
55%
1219 votes
None, and I did not enjoy these
26%
564 votes
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Actually, one more for the cat lovers out there! CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF… Do you have a cat/cats and do you "get" this? No cat
36%
794 votes
No cat, but I get it
25%
560 votes
Have a cat/cats and I get it
29%
633 votes
Have a cat/cats and do not get it
10%
213 votes
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