Results: I hate it when the clocks change.

Broccoli and I get along quite well. How about you?

I was buying a new home in another province for a job move while my wife and kids were back home 1,000 miles away. Selecting carpet colour involved each of us taking a cup of black coffee and adding milk, one spoonful at a time until we both had the colour we liked. This worked surprisingly well and we both liked the carpets. I don't know it it would have worked with paint. Have you done something similar?

My last contribution to my carbon footprint will be when I get cremated. Here is an alternative means of saving the planet. The brand name could use some work. Do you agree?

If this were in Australia (they have some nasty arachnids) I would be worried but in Canada not so much. The cold weather shrinks them and being Canadian, even the spiders are friendly. Have you ever met a dangerous Canadian spider?

Have fun explaining this to the kids or grand kids. I would have fun with this one. How about you?

I like this one because it is goofy and groan-worthy. I could learn to be a lert. How about you?

This would be appropriate if Chicago was in town during football season. Thank goodness Bears fans are usually in hibernation before the playoffs. Are you a Bears fan?

This sign was probably inspired by some of those clips on YouTube. If I am in a car crash and going up in flames please rescue me first before you film me. Have you ever filmed an accident and posted it on social media?