Results: Humors for the day

A wife goes to a psychic to learn more about her husband. The psychic asks her, "Do you want to know about your husband's future?" Without hesitation, the wife responds. "I will decide his future, you just tell me about his past." Do you think learning about your partner's past through a psychic is a wise choice?

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After many years, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact with his wife in a dream. "Mary… Mary…" he called. "Is that you, Fred?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" Mary asked. "Well, I get up in the morning. I have sex. I have breakfast. I run around the golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, and sex again," he said. "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven!" Mary proudly stated. Not exactly," Fred replied. "I'm a rabbit on a golf course in a Country Club in California." With the non-stop sexual escapades, do you find it's a relief to learn that he only reincarnated as a rabbit in afterlife?