Perspectives Part 2 | Tellwut.com

1. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Because they're shady.

Ask the Federal Reserve.

I heard this before! Next!

2. If we "pay" attention, who's collecting it?

My boss, apparently.

The government, obviously.

My spouse. No question about it!

Nobody, we're all broke.

3. If love is blind, why do we care what people look like?

Love's got 20/20 after the first heartbreak.

We're shallow, not blind.

Because some of us look for chemistry.

Don't ruin the quote for me!

4. If you enjoy wasting time, is it really wasted?

I think I was just upgraded to investor status!

Wasted or well-spent: same result.

You really need to stop thinking. Or maybe start thinking? (Oh no! I've been corrupted!)

I'll think about that later.

5. Halloween edition: If ghosts can walk through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?

Gravity's scared of them.

Floors have boundaries too.

Plot hole in every movie.

Don't ruin Halloween for me!

Shouldn't there be only 4 questions? STOP IT!