Results: Dealing with Monsters
Published on 09/15/2013
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1.
The world has gone to hell and now you have to deal with monsters. First up... Zombies. How do you deal with these undead pests? Barricade yourself in your house and wait for help to arrive
19%
364 votes
Grab a baseball bat or other blunt object and start busting heads
16%
306 votes
Load your own gun and start putting zombies down
25%
477 votes
Risk a trip out in public to go find a gun
7%
132 votes
Attach a lot of sharp objects to the front of your ride and start mowing zombies down
17%
312 votes
Suicide
6%
121 votes
Other (please specify)
9%
162 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| n/a | 1.44% | 27 |
| na | 1.07% | 20 |
| 0.80% | 15 | |
| nothing | 0.27% | 5 |
| . | 0.16% | 3 |
| none | 0.11% | 2 |
| what? | 0.11% | 2 |
| dumb question | 0.11% | 2 |
| there is no such thing as zombies | 0.11% | 2 |
| no such thing | 0.11% | 2 |
| not sure | 0.11% | 2 |
| become a zombie. | 0.05% | 1 |
| undecided | 0.05% | 1 |
| what | 0.05% | 1 |
| who really cares | 0.05% | 1 |
| cannot imagine right now.... | 0.05% | 1 |
| they have to be shot in the head to die | 0.05% | 1 |
| hide | 0.05% | 1 |
| just a stupid question. | 0.05% | 1 |
| khjyuflk. | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid survey! | 0.05% | 1 |
| leave them alone | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| go where there are no zombies | 0.05% | 1 |
| this a stupid question as there are no such things as zombies | 0.05% | 1 |
| get them a job on walking dead | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a reality check. | 0.05% | 1 |
| cast them down with the power of christ | 0.05% | 1 |
| join in | 0.05% | 1 |
| do not care | 0.05% | 1 |
| call rick and daryl from walking dead | 0.05% | 1 |
| leave it alone because in the end god will swallow deat and the will be no more of it | 0.05% | 1 |
| ridiculous | 0.05% | 1 |
| seriously? | 0.05% | 1 |
| flamethrowers! if i have this hypothetical gun and hypothetical "ride", i must have some flamethrowers around here somewhere. | 0.05% | 1 |
| dont believe in zombies | 0.05% | 1 |
| barricade my house and start packing survival gear, wait until the zombies are out of sight then jump in a car and head straight to a meeting point set up with 5 other people | 0.05% | 1 |
| not applicable | 0.05% | 1 |
| cut their heads off | 0.05% | 1 |
| major weaponry. i saw a picture on fb about putting treadmills around your house. hahaha | 0.05% | 1 |
| somehow make friends with them - violence never accomplishes anything | 0.05% | 1 |
| high school of the dead time baby! | 0.05% | 1 |
| i don't | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid survey | 0.05% | 1 |
| prayer | 0.05% | 1 |
| what kind of a question is this? | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't believe in zombies! | 0.05% | 1 |
| there is no such thing. | 0.05% | 1 |
| bunk | 0.05% | 1 |
| this will never happen | 0.05% | 1 |
| other | 0.05% | 1 |
| samuri sword :^) | 0.05% | 1 |
| any of of the above! | 0.05% | 1 |
| people are already like zombies, controlled by the gorvernment and the media | 0.05% | 1 |
| nada | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is stupid! | 0.05% | 1 |
| turn off the b-rated zombie movie, lol. | 0.05% | 1 |
| too stupid to answer | 0.05% | 1 |
| zombies are slow and dull witted. run | 0.05% | 1 |
| 2, 3, 4, and 5 | 0.05% | 1 |
| zombies do not exist | 0.05% | 1 |
| really? | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't care | 0.05% | 1 |
| n a | 0.05% | 1 |
| call this person who create the question to take care of them | 0.05% | 1 |
| consider all of the above | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't care! | 0.05% | 1 |
| get real | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| wow | 0.05% | 1 |
| fumigate | 0.05% | 1 |
| 1: barricade house. 2: hold off zombies. 3: wait for inevitable end. | 0.05% | 1 |
| its irreal | 0.05% | 1 |
| are you serious? | 0.05% | 1 |
| smash the jaw and teeth, chop the arms off of one or two zombies then put collars around their necks which the collars are attached to long metal rod leashes and then have them lead you out until you find a safe place | 0.05% | 1 |
| ? | 0.05% | 1 |
| be glad it can't happen | 0.05% | 1 |
| call lucifer | 0.05% | 1 |
| pray to god for mercy and hide from the zombies | 0.05% | 1 |
| hang with people, and create an army! | 0.05% | 1 |
| really??? | 0.05% | 1 |
| those movies are restricted to after i go to bed. | 0.05% | 1 |
| barricade self in someone else's, sturdier house. bring food etc. | 0.05% | 1 |
| no idea - do not believe in them | 0.05% | 1 |
| turn off the movie | 0.05% | 1 |
| get away | 0.05% | 1 |
| what????????????? | 0.05% | 1 |
| i rebuke them in the name of jesus christ. | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment. this is the dumbest survey/idea - of all time! | 0.05% | 1 |
| your crazy, no such thing as zombies | 0.05% | 1 |
2.
2.
A creepy vampire has moved into the gated mansion on the hill. How do you deal with the bloodsucking menace? Simply avoid the mansion at night.
33%
616 votes
Wear an outfit of garlic to keep the vampire at bay
14%
256 votes
Get a group together and deal with it old school: Torches, pitchforks, and shouting
11%
201 votes
Sharpen up some wooden stakes, break into the mansion, and put the vampire down
16%
304 votes
Show the vampire you are its friend by burning the Twilight Movies.
19%
355 votes
Other (please specify)
8%
142 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| n/a | 1.39% | 26 |
| na | 1.07% | 20 |
| 0.85% | 16 | |
| nothing | 0.21% | 4 |
| none | 0.11% | 2 |
| . | 0.11% | 2 |
| huh? | 0.11% | 2 |
| stupid | 0.11% | 2 |
| no such thing so won't move in. | 0.05% | 1 |
| what? | 0.05% | 1 |
| i think there is nothing like that...... | 0.05% | 1 |
| move | 0.05% | 1 |
| if he's cute--introduce myself some summer eve | 0.05% | 1 |
| nothing, wait and see if it is friendly or not. | 0.05% | 1 |
| il;ugliygb. | 0.05% | 1 |
| welcome him | 0.05% | 1 |
| surround yourself with garlic | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| irreal | 0.05% | 1 |
| go where there are no vampires | 0.05% | 1 |
| cover myself with the blood of jesus | 0.05% | 1 |
| ; | 0.05% | 1 |
| again, really?? | 0.05% | 1 |
| not applicable | 0.05% | 1 |
| nothing to deal with | 0.05% | 1 |
| no such thing | 0.05% | 1 |
| what | 0.05% | 1 |
| prayer | 0.05% | 1 |
| lmao | 0.05% | 1 |
| if it's a female vampire, see if she's single, and then do this and that, and the other thing. lol. | 0.05% | 1 |
| give me answer i can use | 0.05% | 1 |
| dont believe in vampires | 0.05% | 1 |
| who really cares | 0.05% | 1 |
| not be too upset? lol | 0.05% | 1 |
| confirm is this is as it seems | 0.05% | 1 |
| i do not belive in vanpires | 0.05% | 1 |
| i don't | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't believe in vampires. | 0.05% | 1 |
| i love vampires,so make friends with him or her and do not invited them into my home,because we all know you must invite one in or he cannot cross the thresh hold.stay inside at night. | 0.05% | 1 |
| ? | 0.05% | 1 |
| stay inside and don't invite them in. | 0.05% | 1 |
| really? | 0.05% | 1 |
| send them to work for the red cross, eeeeeekkkkkk | 0.05% | 1 |
| halloween themed neighborhood barbecues regularly. | 0.05% | 1 |
| i would friend them! | 0.05% | 1 |
| nada | 0.05% | 1 |
| put out a box of true blood, lol. | 0.05% | 1 |
| call the police | 0.05% | 1 |
| questions too stupid to answer | 0.05% | 1 |
| 1, 3, and 4 | 0.05% | 1 |
| ask them to turn me into one | 0.05% | 1 |
| if its a girl vapire i threaten her with a wooden stake and make her bite me on the wrist so i become a vampire. if its a guys, its obviously going to be gorgeous so i fall in love, he turns me and we live happily ever after :) | 0.05% | 1 |
| let it bite me so i can live forever! | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't care | 0.05% | 1 |
| send them to the creator of this question | 0.05% | 1 |
| will figure it out when i get close enough :-) | 0.05% | 1 |
| absurd | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| again wow | 0.05% | 1 |
| no idea - do not believe in them | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a life | 0.05% | 1 |
| be glad it can't happen | 0.05% | 1 |
| call lucifer | 0.05% | 1 |
| call the police to kill it | 0.05% | 1 |
| set the mansion on fire. | 0.05% | 1 |
| please don't come and burn down my mansion.... | 0.05% | 1 |
| make friends especially if hes cute! | 0.05% | 1 |
| be nice | 0.05% | 1 |
| sprinkle garlic salt around the house | 0.05% | 1 |
| turn off the movie | 0.05% | 1 |
| no such thing as vampires | 0.05% | 1 |
| what??????????????? | 0.05% | 1 |
| i rebuke it in the name of jesus christ. | 0.05% | 1 |
| are you real??? where do you get these ideas? | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is ridiculous | 0.05% | 1 |
| befriend him and have him turn me into one as well. | 0.05% | 1 |
3.
3.
Aliens are rampaging through the city killing and abducting everyone. What do you do? Don't risk becoming a threat to them. Hands in the air and surrender.
12%
217 votes
Run away. Attempt to get to a rural area where the aliens aren't likely to go.
28%
531 votes
Load up. Get some guns and some ammunition and go to war.
27%
497 votes
Try to communicate. See if their translation device is working and say hello.
14%
269 votes
Sneak aboard a UFO and try to booby trap it.
13%
239 votes
Other (please specify)
6%
121 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| n/a | 1.44% | 27 |
| na | 0.96% | 18 |
| 0.85% | 16 | |
| nothing | 0.21% | 4 |
| none | 0.11% | 2 |
| . | 0.11% | 2 |
| no idea | 0.11% | 2 |
| who really cares | 0.05% | 1 |
| ; | 0.05% | 1 |
| what? | 0.05% | 1 |
| time wil tell what to do..... | 0.05% | 1 |
| n'a | 0.05% | 1 |
| huh? | 0.05% | 1 |
| .khvbljyfv.; | 0.05% | 1 |
| there are no such thing as aliens | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| prayer | 0.05% | 1 |
| take a nap | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| stay home. | 0.05% | 1 |
| i don't | 0.05% | 1 |
| i dont believe in aliens | 0.05% | 1 |
| not applicable | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid survey | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a life | 0.05% | 1 |
| i come in peace. | 0.05% | 1 |
| i dk | 0.05% | 1 |
| not sure | 0.05% | 1 |
| what | 0.05% | 1 |
| they can start with nyc | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is a joke | 0.05% | 1 |
| i am sure this was fun for you to make, but seriously? | 0.05% | 1 |
| and again wow | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| abduct them, back! :-) | 0.05% | 1 |
| hopefully you tell us what you will do | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't care | 0.05% | 1 |
| call will smith & tommy lee jones | 0.05% | 1 |
| really? | 0.05% | 1 |
| dumb and dumber | 0.05% | 1 |
| hide | 0.05% | 1 |
| nada | 0.05% | 1 |
| n"/a | 0.05% | 1 |
| other | 0.05% | 1 |
| need a na option! | 0.05% | 1 |
| in this case, there is nothing you could do, maybe pray. | 0.05% | 1 |
| i rebuke it in the name of jesus christ. | 0.05% | 1 |
| really????????????? | 0.05% | 1 |
| aliens are not real | 0.05% | 1 |
| turn off the movie | 0.05% | 1 |
| no idea - do not believe in them | 0.05% | 1 |
| pee my pants because i'd be too scared to do anything else. | 0.05% | 1 |
| call lucifer | 0.05% | 1 |
| ? | 0.05% | 1 |
| you watch too much tv | 0.05% | 1 |
| suicide | 0.05% | 1 |
| dumbest survey i've taken | 0.05% | 1 |
4.
4.
Robots have revolted and are killing all humans. Go back to sleep. It's only a dream.
33%
613 votes
Build an EMP, try to shut them down.
17%
321 votes
Try to get the robots on the ground, and start trashing them with blunt objects.
15%
279 votes
Hide. Hiding is good.
18%
341 votes
Start some fires. Robots hate fire, right?
11%
204 votes
Other (please specify)
6%
116 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| n/a | 1.33% | 25 |
| na | 1.12% | 21 |
| 0.75% | 14 | |
| nothing | 0.21% | 4 |
| none | 0.11% | 2 |
| . | 0.05% | 1 |
| act like robot..... | 0.05% | 1 |
| remind them of asimov's laws of robotics | 0.05% | 1 |
| pull out my pulse rifle and fry them | 0.05% | 1 |
| huh? | 0.05% | 1 |
| .nb,bjvnb | 0.05% | 1 |
| hose them down with water. | 0.05% | 1 |
| who really cares | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| see if i can discover the "halt" code. | 0.05% | 1 |
| l | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a water hose | 0.05% | 1 |
| what? | 0.05% | 1 |
| give them cell phones | 0.05% | 1 |
| i dont believe in robots | 0.05% | 1 |
| not applicable | 0.05% | 1 |
| get the hose. their circuits will burn out and they will rust. | 0.05% | 1 |
| throw water. | 0.05% | 1 |
| what the heck | 0.05% | 1 |
| are you for real | 0.05% | 1 |
| assimilate me. (yeah i'm feeling weird with this survey, so sue me.) | 0.05% | 1 |
| ok how dumb can we get | 0.05% | 1 |
| what | 0.05% | 1 |
| pull the plug | 0.05% | 1 |
| can't believe someone would be this stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| wow wow | 0.05% | 1 |
| shoot their battery packs | 0.05% | 1 |
| this is stupid | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't have any where i live :-) | 0.05% | 1 |
| do you live in a different world than us? | 0.05% | 1 |
| don't care | 0.05% | 1 |
| try to reach the mother computer and re-program all the robots. now i control the world, how about that xd | 0.05% | 1 |
| really? | 0.05% | 1 |
| kill off the scientists stupid enough to make them | 0.05% | 1 |
| remind them of the three laws of robotics. | 0.05% | 1 |
| nada | 0.05% | 1 |
| virus! | 0.05% | 1 |
| ??? | 0.05% | 1 |
| when in doubt..c4 | 0.05% | 1 |
| wow | 0.05% | 1 |
| oh brother | 0.05% | 1 |
| turn of the robot's power source | 0.05% | 1 |
| no idea - do not believe in them | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a giant magnet and destroy any that got close to me. | 0.05% | 1 |
| call lucifer | 0.05% | 1 |
| ? | 0.05% | 1 |
| , | 0.05% | 1 |
| you must be really bored | 0.05% | 1 |
| flamethrowers are the best weapons against metal. | 0.05% | 1 |
5.
5.
A massive corporation is polluting the air and doing it legally. What do you do? Don't worry about it. Not my problem.
14%
265 votes
Write a sternly worded letter to the corporation and the politicians. They listen to sternly worded letters, yeah?
13%
242 votes
Stop buying their products. That'll make a minor dent in their ridiculously large amount of sales.
39%
726 votes
Do it old school. Torches, pitchforks, shouting mob. (Works on vampires....)
17%
321 votes
Go work for the corporation. They have amazing benefits after all.
10%
196 votes
Other (please specify)
7%
124 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| n/a | 1.33% | 25 |
| na | 1.01% | 19 |
| 0.80% | 15 | |
| nothing | 0.16% | 3 |
| burn the place down | 0.11% | 2 |
| not sure | 0.11% | 2 |
| none | 0.11% | 2 |
| foe real | 0.05% | 1 |
| contact government agencies governing pollution | 0.05% | 1 |
| not gonna tell. every bad thing that happens to them... could be karma, or not. | 0.05% | 1 |
| no comment | 0.05% | 1 |
| . | 0.05% | 1 |
| put out alot of media about it people will stop shopping there | 0.05% | 1 |
| jkhfktf | 0.05% | 1 |
| go vigilante on them. | 0.05% | 1 |
| do a study, get paid for it, then incite fear and loathing in my fellow citizens and shut it down! | 0.05% | 1 |
| just do right will get good.." | 0.05% | 1 |
| what? | 0.05% | 1 |
| depends | 0.05% | 1 |
| write letters, notify the press, stop buying their products | 0.05% | 1 |
| ; | 0.05% | 1 |
| spread the word, and start a revolution | 0.05% | 1 |
| go inside my house and turn on the air conditioning | 0.05% | 1 |
| educate public, rally support against the corp,boycut | 0.05% | 1 |
| technically this might already be happening. and there probably isn't much to do about it | 0.05% | 1 |
| stop buying their products and get the word out to everyone you know | 0.05% | 1 |
| move out of area | 0.05% | 1 |
| burn baby burn | 0.05% | 1 |
| #2 & #3 | 0.05% | 1 |
| unsure | 0.05% | 1 |
| yeah this killed the fun irrerverant vibe i had. so long | 0.05% | 1 |
| petition | 0.05% | 1 |
| contact epa | 0.05% | 1 |
| thats all over; let jehovah clean up the mess; man cant and wouldn't | 0.05% | 1 |
| become a whistle blower | 0.05% | 1 |
| other | 0.05% | 1 |
| go to the media for help with exposing the dirty deed | 0.05% | 1 |
| point all the above creatures in their direction | 0.05% | 1 |
| get a life | 0.05% | 1 |
| i am not quite near that pollution corp- :-) | 0.05% | 1 |
| go vigilante and bomb the place down... | 0.05% | 1 |
| put it on the news | 0.05% | 1 |
| you do something if it is affecting you........ | 0.05% | 1 |
| work for the corporation, fake like i'' | 0.05% | 1 |
| option 2, option 3 and if necessary option 4! | 0.05% | 1 |
| nada | 0.05% | 1 |
| old school principles, modern technology, postmodern organization | 0.05% | 1 |
| letter write and stop buying the products ! | 0.05% | 1 |
| go work for the corporation and fix their problems efficiently while publicizing progress made thereby expanding customer loyalty and geopolitical influence. | 0.05% | 1 |
| complain to government | 0.05% | 1 |
| spread the word on facebook to boycott the company and whatever products they make. | 0.05% | 1 |
| go to work for the company and try to change it from within | 0.05% | 1 |
| go work for them to get the inside scoop. then, when you have their trust trash the place. put bugs everyone and rats. then call the health department and have them shut down. | 0.05% | 1 |
| do nothing | 0.05% | 1 |
| call lucifer | 0.05% | 1 |
| ? | 0.05% | 1 |
| , | 0.05% | 1 |
| report them | 0.05% | 1 |
| try to rally as many people strength in numbers | 0.05% | 1 |
| contact the goverment | 0.05% | 1 |
| na!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 0.05% | 1 |
| letters to news media, congress, etc. | 0.05% | 1 |
| work to get local congresspeople who support the corporation voted out | 0.05% | 1 |
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