Results: Just plain out there
Published on 10/11/2013
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If a big group of Smurfs wearing SWAT team suits busted your door down telling you to get down, what would you do? I would do what they said
15%
222 votes
I would think I was sick or having some sort of problem
20%
284 votes
I would laugh
26%
373 votes
I would call 911
17%
250 votes
NA
19%
268 votes
Other (please specify)
3%
47 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| shoot them | 0.14% | 2 |
| 0.14% | 2 | |
| blow them into their next incarnation | 0.07% | 1 |
| defend home | 0.07% | 1 |
| enter defensive mode | 0.07% | 1 |
| start dancing and get down with the beat | 0.07% | 1 |
| stupid question! | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would ask if it's a joke or mistake. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would probably laugh and then do as they say, seeing as i'd assume they'd have their guns drawn on me. | 0.07% | 1 |
| id beat the crap out of them | 0.07% | 1 |
| what can i say right now,time will say.... | 0.07% | 1 |
| piss on them | 0.07% | 1 |
| sick my cat at em. | 0.07% | 1 |
| if i know they are not real swat i'd call 911 or ellse i'd do as told | 0.07% | 1 |
| pause | 0.07% | 1 |
| i'd yell at them and tell them to leave | 0.07% | 1 |
| start dancing | 0.07% | 1 |
| kisk ass | 0.07% | 1 |
| push the blod up butten | 0.07% | 1 |
| have smurf soup for dinner | 0.07% | 1 |
| lock and load! | 0.07% | 1 |
| shoot them, this house is well armed | 0.07% | 1 |
| i'd step on the little bastards. they're only three inches ta. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would shot them | 0.07% | 1 |
| other | 0.07% | 1 |
| all of the above | 0.07% | 1 |
| hopefully wake up! | 0.07% | 1 |
| they would have a gun pointed at them | 0.07% | 1 |
| shootout | 0.07% | 1 |
| you have a warrant! | 0.07% | 1 |
| what smartass put "shrooms" in the mushroom gravy we had at dinner? | 0.07% | 1 |
| i'd probably try to beat them up and make them pay for busting my door | 0.07% | 1 |
| all of the above! | 0.07% | 1 |
| beat their ass | 0.07% | 1 |
| gun is loaded so guess | 0.07% | 1 |
| these kind of surveys are a waste of my time | 0.07% | 1 |
| undecided | 0.07% | 1 |
| id dance..they told me to get down. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would shoot them | 0.07% | 1 |
| give them a beat down | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would neutralize them. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would probably start dancing. that's how i would get down with smurfs. | 0.07% | 1 |
| open fire and only stop when the walls are painted blue. | 0.07% | 1 |
| if they had guns i would do what they said otherwise i would just call the police | 0.07% | 1 |
| what? | 0.07% | 1 |
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2.
If you came home and your dog or cat was wearing a chef hat, held out a pan of freshly baked lasagna and said "Bon Appetit", what would you do? Eat up and enjoy
24%
340 votes
Call the news and let them know that you have the World's First Chef Pet
24%
350 votes
With a raised eyebrow, say "Thank you, but no."
16%
231 votes
Cook up a gourmet dish in return for your pet
6%
80 votes
NA
28%
403 votes
Other (please specify)
3%
40 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| i thought i had a good imagination | 0.07% | 1 |
| think i was insane | 0.07% | 1 |
| hit him with a newspaper screaming at him for making slop.. | 0.07% | 1 |
| laugh. my dog knows how to eat, not cook. | 0.07% | 1 |
| find out who wrote this question and get them help. | 0.07% | 1 |
| look fr hidden cameras | 0.07% | 1 |
| think i was in the wrong house. don't have pets. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i'd probably stand there for a bit..then walk out of my house to take a breather. come back in a few to check it out again. then if it's still so maybe examine the lasagna to see if it's edible. then question the cat...maybe.. | 0.07% | 1 |
| 0.07% | 1 | |
| throw it out. i hate lasagna | 0.07% | 1 |
| ask if it was gluten free and if they used goat cheese. | 0.07% | 1 |
| pause | 0.07% | 1 |
| i'd be in shock and not know what to say | 0.07% | 1 |
| m | 0.07% | 1 |
| check myself in to the nearest mental hospital. | 0.07% | 1 |
| undecided | 0.07% | 1 |
| drop dead | 0.07% | 1 |
| i wouldn't eat anything they cooked, they lick themselves | 0.07% | 1 |
| laugh my head off! | 0.07% | 1 |
| ask for my bacon pancakes. finn comes home to his dog talking and cooking stuff all the time. | 0.07% | 1 |
| don't know | 0.07% | 1 |
| my dog would have ate it before i got home | 0.07% | 1 |
| hopefully wake up! | 0.07% | 1 |
| go to bellevue | 0.07% | 1 |
| think i went crazy | 0.07% | 1 |
| just say thank you, fuji!!!!! | 0.07% | 1 |
| think i was sick | 0.07% | 1 |
| all of the above from the previous questions answers | 0.07% | 1 |
| scream and cry in a corner. when did i get a pet!?! | 0.07% | 1 |
| then i'd know i was nuts | 0.07% | 1 |
| what? | 0.07% | 1 |
| faint | 0.07% | 1 |
| oh brother | 0.07% | 1 |
| don't eat lasagna | 0.07% | 1 |
| try to wake myself up | 0.07% | 1 |
| laugh | 0.07% | 1 |
| something involving a drop kick | 0.07% | 1 |
| stop taking all meds and call a dr. | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would laugh | 0.07% | 1 |
| i would be rich!!! | 0.07% | 1 |
3.
3.
If there was a display of the World's Largest Meatball within 10 miles of your house, would you bother to go take a look? Yes
38%
542 votes
No
44%
631 votes
Undecided
19%
271 votes
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4.
If someone offered you a chicken that laid a solid gold egg once a month, but in return you would smell awful for the rest of your life, would you take the chicken? Yes
18%
267 votes
No
59%
856 votes
Undecided
22%
321 votes
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