Results: I swear I didn't say it!
Published on 12/05/2013
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1.
1.
Do you have a set of alternative swear words to use when needed?
Yes
48%
1150 votes
No
38%
913 votes
Undecided
6%
147 votes
Not Applicable
8%
194 votes
2.
2.
Which ones from the list have you ever used? H E double toothpicks / hockey sticks
14%
342 votes
If you see Kay, tell her Hi
2%
60 votes
Shut the Front Door!
20%
486 votes
Shi take Mushrooms!
7%
160 votes
What the Helsinki?
2%
56 votes
Cheese and rice
6%
149 votes
Sunny Beach
3%
78 votes
Fudge
29%
708 votes
Beans and Franks
2%
45 votes
The D’s: Dang, Darn, dagnabbit
26%
634 votes
The S’s : Shoot, Sugar, Shucks
26%
619 votes
Heck
37%
886 votes
None of the above
20%
489 votes
N/A
19%
450 votes
Other (please specify)
4%
93 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 0.21% | 11 | |
| frig | 0.06% | 3 |
| poop | 0.04% | 2 |
| crap | 0.04% | 2 |
| sugar honey iced tea | 0.04% | 2 |
| i don't give a miss mary agnes | 0.02% | 1 |
| nadafinger | 0.02% | 1 |
| broccoli | 0.02% | 1 |
| sob | 0.02% | 1 |
| fudge nuggets | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the hay, fuss and bother, oh for the love of pete, and dag nabbit. | 0.02% | 1 |
| frak | 0.02% | 1 |
| for pete's sake | 0.02% | 1 |
| friggin' and crap | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the. | 0.02% | 1 |
| sheep dip | 0.02% | 1 |
| son of a biscuit | 0.02% | 1 |
| frack | 0.02% | 1 |
| nertz! | 0.02% | 1 |
| mother flour | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh for five cents | 0.02% | 1 |
| son calabe che, mother scrunchers, sheet, flack i got a million of them | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the french toast, lent licker | 0.02% | 1 |
| darn | 0.02% | 1 |
| geez shha oot and frig | 0.02% | 1 |
| friggen a ! | 0.02% | 1 |
| nuts | 0.02% | 1 |
| hecks bells | 0.02% | 1 |
| these are all ridiculously annoying and i never use any of them. | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh fu crying out loud | 0.02% | 1 |
| son of a beehive | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh frick! | 0.02% | 1 |
| bush bandit! | 0.02% | 1 |
| freakin, what the f | 0.02% | 1 |
| cucumbers | 0.02% | 1 |
| son of a snake pittin sucker | 0.02% | 1 |
| shizzle, and frack, and crap, also swearing in other languages- german, french, spanish, etc.... | 0.02% | 1 |
| snap | 0.02% | 1 |
| sugarbush, f--me | 0.02% | 1 |
| dang it!!! | 0.02% | 1 |
| buger | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh my gourd | 0.02% | 1 |
| why? | 0.02% | 1 |
| "curse words" "garbage' "trash" | 0.02% | 1 |
| merde, scheisse, feces | 0.02% | 1 |
| i don't swear. | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the hey, cool it, my friend said not to say ain't , say is not | 0.02% | 1 |
| horse feathers | 0.02% | 1 |
| falafel | 0.02% | 1 |
| i use the real thing, godamn it! shit! oh fuck it!! | 0.02% | 1 |
| son of a nutcracker | 0.02% | 1 |
| for the love of ducks | 0.02% | 1 |
| an old one - screw a duck | 0.02% | 1 |
| mother father | 0.02% | 1 |
| son of a biscuit eater | 0.02% | 1 |
| "butts" and its many variations | 0.02% | 1 |
| horse pucky | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the f... son of bitch, shit...slurrat. | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh my glob and what in the world | 0.02% | 1 |
| flip | 0.02% | 1 |
| holy canolli | 0.02% | 1 |
| there are a few! | 0.02% | 1 |
| god bless america and all the ships at sea | 0.02% | 1 |
| bless patty | 0.02% | 1 |
| i usually just curse when i want to. | 0.02% | 1 |
| fried beans and rice | 0.02% | 1 |
| buggernuts | 0.02% | 1 |
| fiddlesticks | 0.02% | 1 |
| what the frig | 0.02% | 1 |
| peanut butter! god bless america. | 0.02% | 1 |
| jiminy crickeys | 0.02% | 1 |
| oh man! | 0.02% | 1 |
| great scott, just peachy | 0.02% | 1 |
| boogers/crap | 0.02% | 1 |
| flipping | 0.02% | 1 |
| dang it | 0.02% | 1 |
| sugar honey ice tea | 0.02% | 1 |
| crap, turds | 0.02% | 1 |
3.
3.
Do tend to swear or reach for alternative words, more frequently, during the holiday season? Yes
10%
235 votes
Sometimes
21%
505 votes
No
50%
1195 votes
N/A
19%
463 votes
Other (please specify)
0%
6 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| i swear year round | 0.04% | 1 |
| during work | 0.04% | 1 |
| an honest person curses. a dishonest person will cover it up. | 0.04% | 1 |
| i really don't use swear words ever | 0.04% | 1 |
| all the time! | 0.04% | 1 |
| nope, i cuss like a truck driver regardless of the season! lol | 0.04% | 1 |
4.
4.
What would be the most embarrassing situation to let a swear word out? In front of your parents or other family members
18%
424 votes
In front of friends, neighbors
9%
219 votes
At work
13%
308 votes
At church
43%
1042 votes
In front of Santa
8%
184 votes
In front of your kid's teacher
19%
450 votes
None of the above would embarrass me
11%
266 votes
N/A
21%
499 votes
Other (please specify)
1%
26 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 0.06% | 2 | |
| all the above | 0.06% | 2 |
| in front of a large group of children | 0.03% | 1 |
| disney world......it happened ! | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of your kid. | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of child relatives | 0.03% | 1 |
| work | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of my kids in my school bus | 0.03% | 1 |
| in an interview | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of a child!! | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of kids or elderly people | 0.03% | 1 |
| my kids | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of customers and employers | 0.03% | 1 |
| all of the above! | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of someone else's childdren. | 0.03% | 1 |
| job interview | 0.03% | 1 |
| a job interview | 0.03% | 1 |
| at the church my parents go to... | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of co-workers | 0.03% | 1 |
| all would be very embarrassing | 0.03% | 1 |
| any time | 0.03% | 1 |
| for me, just about anywhere because i seldom ever use the "real" swear words. :-) | 0.03% | 1 |
| in front of a judge. | 0.03% | 1 |
| really don't have the urge to swear;don't know why | 0.03% | 1 |
5.
5.
If you got in trouble for swearing when you were younger, what happened? Soap in your mouth
17%
408 votes
Hot sauce in your mouth
3%
63 votes
Grounded
11%
264 votes
Spanked
16%
391 votes
Yelled at
23%
546 votes
Talked to
18%
431 votes
Nothing happened
10%
231 votes
None of the above
8%
187 votes
N/A
29%
699 votes
Other (please specify)
2%
37 votes
| Other Answers | Percentage | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 0.21% | 7 | |
| don't remember | 0.06% | 2 |
| i didn't swear | 0.06% | 2 |
| was told not to say that word | 0.03% | 1 |
| sent to the school office | 0.03% | 1 |
| smacked in the face | 0.03% | 1 |
| slapped in the face | 0.03% | 1 |
| spanked | 0.03% | 1 |
| i got that "look" from my mom | 0.03% | 1 |
| never happened | 0.03% | 1 |
| told not to swear | 0.03% | 1 |
| pepper in the mouth | 0.03% | 1 |
| popped in the mouth | 0.03% | 1 |
| smacked in mouth | 0.03% | 1 |
| ...actually i can't remember, but my mom was up there with the best of them. | 0.03% | 1 |
| slapped in the mouth | 0.03% | 1 |
| beaten until unconscious | 0.03% | 1 |
| told not to say that | 0.03% | 1 |
| dad would get mad that a lady swore which gets us into an argument about why it is acceptable for a man but not a woman. casual sexism is not cool. | 0.03% | 1 |
| sent to my room | 0.03% | 1 |
| never did it | 0.03% | 1 |
| pepper on the tongue | 0.03% | 1 |
| we had a swear jar 25¢ per word | 0.03% | 1 |
| popped my mouth | 0.03% | 1 |
| never found out | 0.03% | 1 |
| i was taught racial slurs only in the usa | 0.03% | 1 |
| dont remember | 0.03% | 1 |
| depended what age i was | 0.03% | 1 |
| do not remember swearing as a kid | 0.03% | 1 |
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